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PlacatedTurtle's Drunken Antics

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PlacatedTurtle, Aug 11, 2007.

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  1. PlacatedTurtle

    PlacatedTurtle Backtraced

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    I say octopus, really it is a hexapus because i ran out of room.

    Anyway, the point is, don't drink and draw things to people on facebook.
     
  2. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    "Don't drink and post" would be a pretty good moral, as well.

    Jeez I'm bored.
     
  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I should think "Don't post. Full Stop." would be an even better one.

    And Tinn: it does have 6 tentacles.
     
  4. Lord Ravenclaw

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    Tentacle rape! Yeeeeah!
     
  5. Master Slytherin

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    I...just don't know anymore.
     
  6. PlacatedTurtle

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    That would be why it is a hexapus

    Also, i have run out of vodka, lager and wine now, so my posting won't be getting any worse.
     
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  7. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    That... fifth tentacle rising again and groping for the whateverpus' anus kinda confuzzled me. Must be tired. Coffee needed.

    That, and the fact that after two first-years of medicine, I can't count anymore. Make divisions with four figures, calculate exponents and logarithms, all this without a calculator, I can do.

    But for the life of me I can't remember how to count on my fingers.
     
  8. PlacatedTurtle

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    Also, this is what a crab wearing a beret would look like if the hexapus ditched the tortoise and picked up the crab.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Skeletaure

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    Is it bad that I am actually finding this quite amusing?

    /me needs to go and buy a better sense of humour.
     
  10. PlacatedTurtle

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    You are simply appreciating my genius.
     
  11. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Rofl. You're drawings aren't so bad actually .... :p
     
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    :D At first I was thinking, 'What the hell is this dude doing getting drunk at four in the afternoon?' Then I saw that you live in England and it's probably way later there, so it's all good.

    Rep for having the balls to post this. Though the fact that you're drunk might give you a bit of extra courage(I believe the Brit term for this might be something like 'you have a lotta bottle?') but who cares.
     
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  13. PlacatedTurtle

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    I was going to draw another one, but all i could think of adding onto the hexapus was a stick man on a pogo stick, so i didn't.
    If i was at home on my laptop i wold have loads of weird pictures i could crop and add on, but i am at my dads house and have basically nothing on here.

    Also, it is almost 10pm here, so being drunk isn't that bad.
     
  14. Myst

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    My lord.... what the hell?.... <shakes head>

    This is why being drunk + using the computer = bad idea. :p
     
  15. PlacatedTurtle

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    This is what it would look like if the hexapus took a shine to a tree:

    [​IMG]
     
  16. That Wench

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    Lmfao hehe. It's just past 10 .... when did you get drunk? Actually.. I'm not one to talk *looks pointedly at Myst*.

    Heh and you're drwaings are awesome. Draw the stick man. Go on, be a devil ... o.o

    :p
     
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  17. PlacatedTurtle

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    But stick men are boring, tortoise and crabs and trees are way more exciting.

    Also, i started drinking around 3 hours ago, but have run out now. :(
     
  18. PlacatedTurtle

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    This is what a chameleon with wings on its face would look like if it was trying to eat a turtle.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. BartucTheBloody

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    That's crazy. I'd been wondering what a tortoise would look like if it were to sit on the tentacle of an octopus(or a hexapus). It's a good thing I saw this thread.
     
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    these are full of win.
     
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