I've recently come across a whole trench of fics where the potential love interest for Harry is cursed/enchanted/veela looking for a mate/any other ridiculous ploy wherein Harry must marry them/sleep with them/kiss them to stop them from dying or some other terrible fate.

It occured to me that the wizarding world must have a whole set of ridiculous chat up lines just the same as the muggle world but Harry, being the ignorant little sod he is in the books, is obviously completely unaware of these. If one of his many (hypothetical) fangirls tried one of these "Oh Harry, it's terrible, I'm cursed unless I bond with my true love" lines and found out it worked...well.

Being as rubbish at writing humour as I am, I thought I'd throw the idea out for anyone who thought it might make an all right one-shot.