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Politest ways to say "Fuck You"

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Goten Askil

    Goten Askil Groundskeeper

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    "Your opinion has been noted."

    But I think the best polite "Fuck you" is to simply smile, nod and ignore what's been said. And if they insist on repeating themselves, well: "I heard you the first time."
     
  2. Microwave

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    kiss them
     
  3. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    say “my pet rock is smarter than you”
     
  4. Majube

    Majube Order Member

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    "Oh, honey..."
     
  5. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    In the same context, "Duly noted." the duly really clinches it here, but its pretty rude.
     
  6. Rehio

    Rehio Bad Dragon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    The fun one at work is "That's nice."
     
  7. Chadrew

    Chadrew Second Year

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    "I'll take that under advisement."
     
  8. Shouldabeenadog

    Shouldabeenadog Order Member

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    "I will do so shortly after the heat death of the universe."

    "If you so desire."
     
  9. Agent

    Agent High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I've had to send a lot of emails to end users without swearing and have learned some nice substitutes:

    "Regardless..."

    "As mentioned on previous occasions..."

    "While that might be the case..."

    "Based on what we can see..."
     
  10. Johnnyseattle

    Johnnyseattle Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I'm also fond of "you've been a big help" when dealing with difficult people at work.
     
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