The story starts out if I remember correctly Harry and Andromeda hooking up with her kind of setting him up not to be a push over. She sets him up with Luna. I believe they have kid and name them Hedwig. Hermione joins the group with her girl friend. Narcissa and Snape hook up, she dies as a sacrifice in a ritual done by Draco and Bill Weasley who uses his brother as a sacrifice.

Something with the super powered Cardinal wizard that works for the church. The Spainish are working with Draco and company to try and take over magical Briton for the pureblood faction.

End is Snape takes over as the Cardinal wizard. Potter and his clan create a new government on an island with Snape now having children with Fleur who is now a nun. The final part is them having a wedding between Snapes daughter and Teddy.

I checked the almost Recommendable as well as the pairings for Luna and there are none for Andromeda, Just wondered if anyone knew the story.

 

This sounds like one of the most ludicrous, terrible stories I've ever heard of. Please tell me this was a crackfic. I don't think I can handle the idea that this existed as a serious story that you want to read.

 

What the fuck?

Are you trolling, craigery9700?

 

Just got the story in my head for some reason, tried to find it myself and was wondering if anyone could remember it, if you haven't, don't worry about it.

 

This was a crackfic by 1411eastwest, who deleted all his stuff from fanfic.net a while ago (the link is to a review of another story of his). It was better than it sounds iirc, which admittedly wasn't very difficult. I don't know of any place where any of his work still exists though.

He was like your neighborhood corner dealer: his product might not have been that great, and you knew it was a bad habit. But in the end, he was always there (frequent updates, completed stories), at least until the cops got him that day.

 

Was he the guy that did the story about Voldemort becoming Vito Potter and posing as Harry's brother in order to get to Dumbledore and the Order etc? Cause that fic was boss, but I haven't been able to find it since I read it a year ago.

 

He was indeed. Some would say he was a poor man's Clell, but actually I think it's more the other way around.