Or, we could say that Griphook was only mentioned in two of the books, and was a douche in the seventh book when he betrays Harry. As such, he shall not become Harry's super-amazing-personalized-goblin-with-the-special-grin.

Also, no magical equivalent to the credit/debit card. Someone put that in law form. >_>

 

As per Linky's request:

Potter Law # ?

The Wizarding Economy is a primitive market economy in which few -- if any -- major trade organizations exist. As such, there is no credit market. Consequently, no personal credit devices exist. If you feel tempted to give Harry a Gringotts card, step away from the computer.

 

Uh, he was on DH...

 

I suppose I should be proud to be mentioned by name...

 

Not everyone here has read DH.

I haven't finished it myself.

 

Not everyone cares for DH.

Or remembers it very clearly...

Alright, I'll rephrase:

He should have been dead by fifth year.

Imho.

 

#LXI No student of Hogwarts is to be a magickal creature of any type. Nor are they allowed to be bonded. if Veela/Venteera/randomfuckeduphomo!creature did exist Joe would have capitalized on it and made Harry/Ginny or Ron/Hermione be one to fill in one of her many mary sueizms.

amendment 1 magickal animagi are not allowed either unless decently fleshed out and with some limitations.

 

I'm gonna go on a limb and just say no to any and all magical animagi.

 

And no Male Veela.

 

No gay Male Veela. That must mate with their twoo wuv within X amount of time or their cock explodes.

Stories with straight Male Veela aren't that bad. All two of them...

 

I suppose it would be kind of cool to see a Niffler animagus.

 

I should imagine that Ginny's animagus form is that of a Niffler. Being a gold-digger and all.

 

Proposed Potter Law # ?

No Weasly other than the twins have the attention span or the magical ability needed to complete, or for that matter start, the process of becoming an animagus.

Clarification: Bill is either far too busy with Fleur or has been killed off by now to make way for Harry as the rebound guy.

 

Potter Law #

Potter Law is not here to be a vehicle of random peoples' petty vendettas against fictional characters. It's here for fun, and to act as a general guide for all fan fiction writers, and so weird and obscure rules such as the one above do not belong.

Exception: Ginny Weasley is a whore.

 

Potter Law # - Addon

Ginny is in fact fictional. You can only say so much before it gets old.

 

Quoted for truth.

 

No more love potions.

Ammendment: Unless the culprit is caught immediately. For example: Harry is aware of Romilda Vane's attempts to catch him under a spell, therefore, is on the ball and distrusts the treacle tart Ginny has been saving for him, curiously covered a gelatanous substance that looks like Amortentia.

 

You forget to add, "And then lie about it and blame others until one of the group of buddies gets tired of it and outs you all via irc log."





^EPIC.

 

Potter Law" #?

Hogwarts does NOT have pregnancy OR mating rooms within Hogwarts just in case a Harry becomes a magical creature or whanot.