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Pretender to the Kitchenware throne

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Midknight, Dec 22, 2005.

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  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 22, 2005 #1
    This false king must die!

    [​IMG]

    Fall not into his ways of twisted spatulas my friends, the traitor must be delt with.
     
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Hoo-rah! *sits down on tree trunk sharpening de Might Nut Cracker of the Anti-Christ, or MNCAC, or Emnac, as I call it *
     
  3. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 24, 2005 #3
    *draws out spork*


    DIE!
     
  4. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

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    Dec 24, 2005 #4
    *sneaks into idiots kitchen and filches his Family size Campells Soup can. Laughs Maniaclly while finiding him and budgeoning him :p*
     
  5. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    Dec 24, 2005 #5
    *slides out of the shadows whirling the sizziling wok of hovoc menacingly*

    "DIE SCUM DIE!!!"
     
  6. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    * Yells out a Persian Immortal war cry *

    * Opens overly large nutcracker, fits the one charged with treason's head inside it and.. *

    * !CRACK! *

    :evil: *satisfied smirk*
     
  7. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Dec 24, 2005 #7
    Brings Out Refridgerator Magnets

    Holds on either side of his head near ears.

    Leaves one magnet.

    Attracted by other magnet.

    Flies through the head and brings brain with it.

    Happy! :p
     
  8. glory_potter

    glory_potter Guest

    Dec 24, 2005 #8
    takes a hard coconut
    freezes it at -200c
    then gets it near his head
    and breaks his scull
    gives a spinning false smile.....
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 24, 2005 #9
    *pulls out handmixer of elven might +3*

    the infidels must die!
     
  10. Redeye

    Redeye Penultimate Lurker DLP Supporter

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    with my george formen grill at my side and a butchers knife in hand i can take him down!
     
  11. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    I just stuck my Electric Whisk of Doom into the nether orifice of the traitor skum. Needless to say his screams are like music to my ears, though I could do without the smell.
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ::comes out twirling the oven tray and smashes it into his skull::

    Mwahahaha! :twisted:
     
  13. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    *pulls out his trusted rusty sporife with one hand*
    "Nah I need my heavy artillery for this"
    *sheathes his rusty sporife*
    *Grabs his defrosting tray of doom*
    "DIE PRETENDER DIE!!!!"
     
  14. OrchidDreams

    OrchidDreams Guest

    Dec 24, 2005 #14
    - twirls mighty tea kettle -

    Forth!
     
  15. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Dec 24, 2005 #15
    *drinks tea and watches you all dismember him * nice job guys *takes last sip of tea and walks over and plunges teacup into the skull then tries to pull it out* its stuck....o'well
     
  16. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Dec 24, 2005 #16
    :branishes forth his Salad Fork of Ubiquitous Puncture Holes and commences as advertised:

    I SHALL MAKE YOU RED!
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    *jam's whatever he can reach of his body into my Blender of Doom*

    Milkshakes for all!
     
  18. DGD

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    -Unleashes Woodubber Spatoon-

    He.Must.Suffer.

    -Fillipino War Cry-
     
  19. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    *Gulps down Infidel blood *

    * Eyes glow red *
     
  20. Silent

    Silent Kinky Wench

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    *finds remaining fingers*
    *delicately mashes into liquid pulp with meat mallet*
    That ought to hurt.
     
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