Harry gazed into the surface of the ornate mirror, not caring that his invisibility cloak had fallen to the ground.

This... this was his mother. His beautiful mother who had died for him.

It was the first time he had seen her in his life. He could stay in front of the mirror forever.

However, a light cough echoed from behind him and Harry jumped.

Whirling around, he was met with the sight of Professor Dumbledore, sitting comfortably on the edge of a desk.

"Professor Dumbledore! I-"

"Fear not, Harry, you are not in trouble. Curiosity is not a sin."

Harry nodded, not sure what to say. Dumbledore stood up.

"Ah, Harry, I see that you, like many before you, have discovered the wonders of the Mirror of MomruoY." said Dumbledore. "Have you figured out what it does?"

"It shows us what we really want to see?" Harry replied.

Dumbledore looked at Harry strangely, his bushy eyebrows shooting up into his hairline.

"No Harry, look at the inscription backwards. It is the Mirror of "Your Mom". Whoever looks into it, it shows us our mothers frolicing naked and engaged in perverse sexual acts. A prank devised by Salazar Slytherin for Godric Gryffindor in the year 987, I believe."

Dumbledore paused, and looked at Harry.

"I believe I have been remiss, Harry. Perhaps we should go and see Madam Pomfrey and arrange some councilling for you."

Fin.

Random, I know.

 

Second to none.

 

Hahaha, random, childish, yet funny. 5/5

 

0 to Lulz in 5 seconds. Well done.

 

You are the best man alive.

 

I laughed, so job well done, Taure.

A+

 

That's funny stuff. Nice job.

 

Taure, that was awesome, and it quite literally made my night. If we still had the reps system, ++ to you.

 

Wow, really nice drabble Made me lol hard irl.

 

That was excellent for a laugh, Maybe Dumbledore should say the same thing to Ron when he looks into the mirror.....

 

Oh wow, that was awesome.

 

I have only one thing to say about this:



Excellent. 5/5.

 

Truly an instawin.

 

A++ would buy again.

 

That was funny good work. 5/5

 

I'm with Justblaise: that went from okay to fucking hilarious in a matter of seconds, lol. It's definitely the best drabble I ever read... 'tis pure briliance.

 

Fan-fucking-tastic. 5/5 for ambushing my laugh-out-loud reflex. If I'd been drinking my coffee at the time, I'd be ordering a new laptop.

Any chance of Hagrid wandering in to take a gander?

 

Very funny but I think it should be lengthened a little more. Would like a little more innuendo, double entendre, or (in the other direction) lurid description to flesh it out. 4/5

 

Haha funny stuff Taure 5/5

 

5/5

Brilliant stuff. You should write more often.