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Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Spacks, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    Pity, I missed it. Peoples reactions would've been fun to watch.

    On the other note, I agree that he should be raped with explosive pineapples, I would even watch.
     
  2. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Wow. I cant believe I missed this thread for so long.Its lawlzy in a not very lawlzy way.
     
  3. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    If anyone's a proponents of women's rights, it's Bobby Knight. And of course his opinion on the subject was: "I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."

    But I'm not sure Knight was saying it with quite as much jest as Petroski here.

    Though tsk-tsk for adding two pointless lines to a three+ month necro.
     
  4. Devin Cybrus

    Devin Cybrus First Year

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    I just read this story, A Modest Proposal

    I can't believe this person is telling us to eat babies!!! WHAT A SICKO!!! HE SHOULD BE TURNED INTO A BABY AND EATEN!!!
     
  5. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Edit: A grave error and my sincerest of apologies, never underestimate the power of underestimation.
     
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  6. Devin Cybrus

    Devin Cybrus First Year

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    You didn't catch my satire of people who didn't catch the satire of the CNN article.

    This is fucking meta.

    edit: hence the over-the-top "he should be turned into a baby and eaten" knee-jerk response.

    Raped with a rake? seriously?

    edit2: Oh, and if you seriously had to explain that a Jonathan Swift work was satire to somebody then that person is fucking retarded, seriously he's Jonathan fucking Swift.
     
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  7. nick012000

    nick012000 First Year

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    I remember seeing this ages ago.

    Wasn't it written by a college student, for a college newspaper, and caused a big uproar?
     
  8. Manatheron

    Manatheron Headmaster

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    It's been over a month since the last post, This thread is Dead, Please do not Necro.
     
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