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Rare Pairings

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Lucullus, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Two things: first, you missed the one-year-necro by only about a month. Impressive. That said, even if you ignore that, the thread is still not about random parings that are
    so your post fails on that front as well.

    Do you actually want to read the pairings you suggested? From the tone of your post I'm assuming you don't, so what was the fucking point?

    Because if I now point you to a Harry/Minerva story just like you suggested, I feel like you wasted my time, and that makes me ... not like you.
     
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  2. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    Meh, it is necroing, but it's not a bad thread to necro. We could retake it and continue looking for rare pairings, though maybe it would be a better suited thread for the "searching for" forum...

    Anything on Harry/Rosmerta anyone?
     
  3. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    I saw a Harry/Rita match-up once. It was a harem fic, which means it doesn't really count in my mind.

    Don't feel like digging up the link, I don't want to spoil my memories of it, for my standards are higher nowadays.
     
  4. Agnostics Puppet

    Agnostics Puppet Professor

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    I have a fic in the works that may end up as Harry/Hedwig (though she's not an owl, sickos) if I keep listening to my friends. :?
     
  5. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    My Ministerial Kneepads story is listed as Harry/Rita (but it's really Harry/Lav for the pairing).

    Harry/Molly is the pairing for the ages.
     
  6. knothead

    knothead Groundskeeper

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    You mean it's not Harry/Griselda Marchbanks???
     
  7. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    could you give me a link?
     
  8. Perspicacity

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  9. Kang

    Kang Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Harry/Rosmerta FTW.
    Surely you guys have fawned over the hot bargirl?
     
  10. Perspicacity

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    I'm planning a crossover novel for NaNo next month between the Harry Potter and Elric of Melniboné universes (it's one of the Eternal Champion series of books by Michael Moorcock). The latest plot sketch calls for Harry ending up with Cymoril (in Bella's body) and Elric with Rosmerta.

    I agree, ahsun92: The hot barmaid is untapped gold.
     
  11. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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  12. Admonkeystrator

    Admonkeystrator Seventh Year

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    Mafilda Hopkirk FTW!

    I'm sure a skilled author / parody guy could work in all sorts of snappy one-liners about "underage magic" ;)

    I'm still waiting to see a Harry/Winky or Harry/Fem!Griphook
     
  13. ParseltonguePhoenix

    ParseltonguePhoenix Unspeakable

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    Oh god, the Mafilda Hopkirk thought and 'under-age magic' puns remind me of the scene in Van Wilder where the old lady takes advantage of Van.

    Harry blackmailed into sex to keep his underage magic indiscretions out of files and unknown to the ministry? Definitely win.
     
  14. failinggradstudent

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    Hey has anyone thought of Harry and that Sphinx in the 4th book? I am not even sure what the dynamics of that would be, but I am guessing someone can make it happen
     
  15. azrael

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    Harry Potter and the Sexy Sphinx by Taure

    Magical bestiality,ain't it grand?

    Harry/Rosmerta is definitely has potential, and ParseltonguePhoenix, I had the same thought, I can definitely see Hopkirk tricking Harry into sex in return for ignored magic.
     
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    That painting...frightens me. Why does it frighten me?
     
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    Admonkeystrator Seventh Year

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  19. Lucullus

    Lucullus High Inquisitor

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    I just couldn't get into Hallowed Spirits. Something about it always seems to put me off. The only good fic I know of that has some Harry/Romilda is Tinn's The Song of the Trees, which is a great read, by the way. It has elements of both H/Romilda and H/Daphne.
     
  20. KirijamaScion

    KirijamaScion First Year

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    I don't know what it is but really I want to see more Harry/Bellatrix and Harry Narcissa. Dark Harry the anti hero with some power and intelligence rather than being everyone's dupe
     
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