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Regarding downtime.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jon, Jul 23, 2014.

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  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jul 23, 2014 #1
    It wasn't me. :facepalm:awesome:awesome
     
  2. ChaosGuy

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    Jul 23, 2014 #2
    My sources say otherwise.
     
  3. Oz

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    Idk someone told me the themes are RAM hungry and now we've run out.
     
  4. Aerylife

    Aerylife Not Equal

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    Suspicious.
     
  5. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    So what if I fed the RAM the website and all the processes? They looked hungry. Working for over 1400 days and no food man. :(
     
  6. Oz

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    Jul 24, 2014 #6
    Yeah I tried that fad diet and I only got gas.
     
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    Can't you just download more RAM for the Website Jon?
     
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  8. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Jul 25, 2014 #8
    Just run this nifty little procedure, if you're running sql server. It'll free up all your rams.

    EXEC sp_msforeachtable 'drop table [?]'
     
  9. MathBlade

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    Jul 25, 2014 #9
    If joking it was me that took down DLP with a Ddos attack on the back server because the php file with username and password was exposed.

    If serious it was probably due to some high level activity and/or a recreation of a locked master gone amuk. Here's to hoping it is less often :D
     
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