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Remaking HBP to be GOOD?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 10, 2005.

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  1. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Aug 12, 2005 #41
    Woohoo moody!Harry is back.
     
  2. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 12, 2005 #42
    I remember this Harry Moody (name, not pairing) one-shot that had Harry at 11 all CONSTANT VIGILANCE because Moody took him from Dumbles that night he set Harry on the Dursley's footstep. I need to write something like that...that'd be hilarious.
     
  3. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    thats what I was hoping would happen through the entire damned book
     
  4. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Yeah that sounds really cool.
     
  5. IndoGhost

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    Aug 13, 2005 #45
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
  6. Giovanni

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    Aug 13, 2005 #46
    lol :)

    That falls under the Paranoid!Harry banner :)
     
  7. Hubert

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    Aug 13, 2005 #47
    Make the monster inside Harry that stirs when Ginny's around, reprensatative of his desire to kill Ginny, rather than his love.
     
  8. Avitus

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    Aug 14, 2005 #48
    As Harry and Dumbledore walked silently through the halls, they both contemplated their last pensieve session.

    While Harry absently wondered why he was learning things he didn't care to know, and had no possible use to his future, he accidentily tripped over an uneven stone, and knocked over his esteemed Headmaster.

    'Are you alright Sir?' Harry asked, standing up and holding a hand out to the Headmaster.

    'Quite fine, Harry. It'll take a bigger fall than that to do me in' [LMAO]

    Harry nodded and absently took the hand given to him, with a great pull, Harry once again found himself on the ground, apparantly still holding Dumbledore's hand. Looking up, he saw Dumbledore staring blankly at Harry, neither of his arms were outstretched, as a matter of fact, he was on the other side of the corridor.

    'Oh dear,' said Dumbledore, 'That's not supposed to happen.'

    Harry looked down in confusion to see in his hand, curled around it like crispy, burnt bacon fingers, Dumbledores blackened and withered right hand.

    'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?! ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU OLD BASTARD? I OFFER MY HAND AND YOU GIVE ME THE FUCKING DEAD ONE?!' With that, Harry threw the charred, and now that he was closer to it, slightly stinky forearm, at the aging Headmaster. And stalked off down the corridor, trying to find something to go vomit in.

    'Theres an interesting story behind it Harry!' Dumbledore called behind him.

    Harry ignored him and kept of down the hallway muttering to himself, 'And this boys and girls, is why we don't touch ourselves at night, interesting story indeed!'

    Further down the hallway, which Dumbledore had already vacated, Argus Filch picked up the blackend arm, sniffed it, and took a large bite, muttering, 'Bloody students leaving food everywhere, just wait till i find em...'


    .......erm...i got a little carried away.... but i still like it:D
     
  9. Old Nuit

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    Bah disgusting (but a nice way to remove the withered hand).
     
  10. Midknight

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    Aug 15, 2005 #50
    rofl his hand got turned to jerky, because he did too much jerky!
     
  11. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Oh that was a horrible pun...but rofl at the story. :twisted: :twisted:
     
  12. Dark Syaoran

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    lol. That was awesome
     
  13. Lady Rebecca

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    Aug 15, 2005 #53
    Those were both incredible hilarous, unfortunately, I hate HBP. Look at my bash on tagged.com, I'm Maureen V., (found the name on a baby name sit-means dark)
     
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