Hi Folks,

I've been wracking my brain trying to remember the title of a story. Don't ask me why, but It crossed my mind for some reason and I couldn't remember the title and that bothered me. Still is bothering me for that matter... but to the point

There was a story H/Hr fluff I think it was but Harry ends up shagging Hermione's mom in a dark kitchen and knocks her up.

Cannot for the life of me remember what the story was called. Any help would be appreciated.

-Kirijama

 

No help on the matter, but for the future, post topics like these in the Story Search sub-board.

 

LMFAO. Someone find this story!!

 

I actually remember reading this story.

The lulz from that scene is quickly killed by Harry wangsting over doing it and Hermione's parents (her mother being named Emma) being all understanding and whatnot.

Don't remember where it was though...

 

Isn't that a Kinsfire fic?

 

Sounds very much like a Kinsfire fic...

I think it actually was on fanficauthors.net ...

 

I think family matters by Kinsfire, but it is not on Fanficauthors. You should search his list of fanfic websites. He keeps it in one of his profiles.

 

Yeah. That's a Kinsfire story. I remember reading that part only. Harry fucks Emma by accident, and then when he finds out it's not Hermione, he runs into the bathroom, and attempts to commit suicide in the bathtub. Pretty full of fucking fail.

 

it is family matters by kinsfire, I remember reading somewhere that he removed a lot of his stories cause they where about underage people fucking and he had some legal shit going on.

If you don't really remember it don't worry all his stories were shit.

 

...Well, tempted to read it because Harry shags and knocks up an 'older-in-my-mind-version-of-Emma-Watson', but the whole 'Kinsfire' and 'Suicide' bit kind of curtail that urge.

 

This is whats posted on his FFauthors page.

 

Man, that story would have been a thousand times better in my head if I'd only read the first post.

 

What a retarded plotline. :/ I remember back when FFA had this aura of exclusiveness, and I believed all of the writers there were great. Half the authors there specialize in making Harry do the gayest shit, like Kinsfire. Only two writers there worth a damn are Ruskbyte and Draco664.

 

Tbh, Jeco has his moments. Or rather had; haven't read something good from him in ages.

 

Yeah. His characters (especially Harry) were just stupid. :facepalm

Seriously, if your friend's mom looked almost exactly like your girlfriend, would you get all angsty, and try to kill yourself? Very unrealistic.

 

I would try to get a threesome, it would be like having threesome with twins...:awesome:awesome

 

Let's see...Harry shagged someone who is assumed to look like an older, more mature (cough) version of his girlfriend.

So, aside from "Oh shit", why would he want to dice his wrists? He a My Chemical Romance fan, or something?

 

No, it's just that Kinsfire likes writing about wannabee emo boys. Harry is usually an "emo" in his stories. Meaning, Harry will try to kill himself over such piddly shit cuz he thinks he screwed up big time and what not. It's ridiculous, and he wrote it to such ridiculous lengths that it's just not even remotely close to being realistic. Which is why a lot of DLP members refused to even read his works. I didn't either, actually. Except that one small part where Harry accidently fucks Emma instead of Hermione. Which was amusing...until Harry tries to commit suicide. I hit the red X to close to tab 2 seconds after reading that tidbit.

 

... I think I may write a crack!fic of this. Much potential in lulz.

 

Apologies for the post in the wrong place but many thanks for the assistance your information and infoplosion have soothed my mind and the neurotic nature of obsessing over a single piece of lost data. Award one cookie (you share the cookie. only have the one. jeeze I am not baking for all these folks.)

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Wow... I'll remember the name now. Simply for how ... whiny this is. someone launch an orbital warning beacon