It's cute how you flamingoes think your post whoring ways will be rewarded.

 

Oh, I have no doubt that our posting history will be taken apart more thoroughly than Eddie Dean's rectal examination with Customs in The Drawing of Three, but how much will be found fair or not still waits for us down the long road.

 

I've made a deliberate attempt to post more, and I can't find more than three or four posts worth the time spent typing them in a day. How these guys are hitting over thirty a day is mind boggling. Rep is on track to post as much in 3 weeks as I have in nearly 8 years, and a few of the others aren't far behind.

 

Sauce Bauss, it's because we're such nolifes.

 

You spelled post whore wrong.

 

I don't think I'm going to get anywhere fast with this new postcount. I'm still waiting to get my thumbs back.

Edit: Two to go it seems!

 

I'll confess I've been posting more, but I imagine that was the idea - there's been some decent new threads and such. Though based on the fact it took the best part of 7 years to get to 1800 the first time, I'm just happy to be pretty in pink.

 

But where do post-whores go?

EDIT: Really? No appreciates the Tyrion humor?

 

So how do you get Supermod?

 

Or be Syed.

 

Silly Qgqqqqq, what do you think being Syed means?

 

Ah. Damnit.

 

Isn't that like pondering the meaning of life? Philosophy, and all that.

 

Revamped User Titles List

Edit as of October 28, 2015

Do not open if you want to figure out the user titles on your own!

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Applicant (0)
Muggle (0~4)
Squib (5~19)
First Year (20~49)
Second Year (50~79)
Third Year (80~109)
Fourth Year (110~139)
Fifth Year (140~154)
DA Member (155~169)
Sixth Year (170~184)
Slug Club member (185~199)
Seventh Year (200~299)
Groundskeeper (300~399)
Professor (400~499)
High Inquisitor (500~599)
Auror (600~699)
Unspeakable (700~799)
Order Member (800~899)
Death Eater (900~999)
Headmaster (1000~1199)
Minister of Magic (1,200~1399)
Chief Warlock (1400~1599)
Supreme Mugwump (1600~1799)
Dark Lord (1800~1999)

-Up to this point, the post count should be about 96.5783% accurate. After here, there is not sufficient information to make out exact numbers for each title.-

The Chosen One (2000~2238)
Alchemist (2306~2324)
Heir (2524~2665)
Prisoner (2935~2989)
Fourth Champion (3146~3245)
Master of Death (3905)

??? (x number of titles)

Lord Potter-Black (7835~7871)

??? (13 - x number of titles)

Ultimate Title (10000+)
Please let it be Crumple-Horned Snorkack!


31/45 User Titles Found!

 

Spoilering for the same reasons.

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I noticed that Hugplx has his as Dark!Hugplx at 4000 posts. I'm guessing its Dark!<username> for whoever has the title.

 

I'm boldly going where no chosen one has gone before - finding the upper limit of this postcount title. This would be easier, if 30 people didn't prestige.

-edit- Also, it probably isn't too much of a stretch to assume Alchemist starts at 2300 posts (or more likely 2250). Unless the overlords are trolling us and making the cutoffs at random numbers.

 

Based off the initial post, there may or may not be multiple ones at random numbers, that might even only last for a limited number of posts.

 

I've been away for a while being mainly a lurker when I was active. Why can't I read threads in the Works by Author forum?

 

Your postcount isn't high enough, I'd wager.