It is quite possible that HP fanfiction has hit the lowest possible low it can on ffnet. This new low is a story by the name of Centaur, which is a Harry/CENTAUR OC slash MPreg.

It currently has 10 reviews, all positive.

We REALLY need to find a legitimate way to get this disgusting fuck banned.

 

Thats even harder to justifie then normal Mpreg as it is cross species as well. It's sad to think 10 people liked this...

 

I can think of a lot worse. You ever read the LotR fic called "Celebrian"? It's Elf/Goblin porn.

 

Wow. I guess people who would've flamed it were too creeped out/knew enough not to click on the link, and were thus spared it.

Positive reviews? Well, I guess they could say the idea is "creative". But, I wonder how on Earth one could set it up so it resembled the books this fanfiction is supposedly based off. Oh well. Not all reviewers have good taste?

ineedbettername: You're right, though. Celebrian is, indeed much worse. I think I'm going to have nightmares about it.

 

Rock-bottom? Pff, come on! I feel reasonably confident that rock bottom was hit many years ago - but don't forget that DLP has been bastian of shining darkness in the filth that is fanfiction. There have been so many astoundingly awful and in bad taste fics out there that I don't think we could possibly go any lower - far worse things than centaurs have been paired with Harry.

Don't forget about adultff.net - it's chock full of horror.

-J

 

Yeah, I'm slasher and I have read some god awful fics. I mean the kind that have made me puke a little in my mouth. I think the worst I've ever read was a Dobby/Lucius mpreg. I don't why they wrote it, but I do know that after reading it I died a little on the inside.

 

... I think i just died a little inside.

I was looking at the Harry/OC filtered section of ffnet, where I found the first instance of putrescence, only to discover that the author of Centaur came up with another steaming pile of shit, entitled The Basilisk's Mate.

It is apparently about harry/OCBasilisk bestiality, with multiple mpreg, and oviposition (which I THINK means something to the effect of "shoving a snake up your ass").

uke:

 

Personally I think that fanfiction hit rock bottom quite a while ago, now they have just pulled out the shovels and proceded to dig

 

More like the started to dig and are now approaching the center of the earth... heh, that'll teach 'em.

F.A.M.I.B

 

If you think the Basilisk crap was bad, you have got to look at the other rubbish the author wrote.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/969275/

Sickbags will be available in the foyer!

 

*runs to foyer to grab barfbag*

wow she should contribute to the office, I think some of her work is even worse than that

 

Wow.. I never thought I'd hear that in my time here at DLP.

*Walks off with a blank look in place*

 

Nah, that's called reaching rock bottom, then calling in a drilling and blasting team to go even deeper down.

 

I think its a bisexual 20 year old guy who writes this shit! According to his profile!
He's called himself Spiffy Squigglemink-Mantra III
Explains a hell of a lot!!!!

 

That IS creepy. Where do people get these ideas?

Though nothing can creep me out more than the idea that somebody wrote a Harry/dead!James/Sirius fic. I skimmed it really quickly - as in I scrolled down so fast that I only processed about five words because it looked nasty, and I wanted to see if it was actually semi well-written - and I stared at the screen in shocked silence for about 5 minutes afterwards. Really bad.