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Rollercoaster+Fat Kid=Hilarity

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Magus, Aug 18, 2008.

  1. Magus

    Magus Groundskeeper

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    I'm hoping this hasn't been posted already, I couldn't find any mention of it via search.

    Words failed me, I lul'd until the French ambulance service (I'm currently on holiday) was kind enough to bring sedatives.
     
  2. neren

    neren Slug Club Member

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    Lol that lady. No chance he could have fallen out right?
     
  3. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    I've seen this one before but it never ceases to bring a smile on my face. I find mother's (I guess it's his mother) reaction to her son's... misfortune more than adequate.
     
  4. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    I think it's His/Her step-mom. And I doubt 'It' could have fallen out. The arm straps would have kept him in so long as he didn't raise his arms as he did.
     
  5. Anlun

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    The lady in the clip was hilarious, her laugh was awesome. I don't think it was his mom because he kept calling her Janice (I think). And yeah he couldn't have fallen off, so I don't know why he was being such a pussy, His waist fat would of kept him in place. The fat was going over the seat belt for god's sake.
     
  6. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    The mother's laughter was hilarious. Actually, she seemed more like a put upon aunt/baby-sitter than a mother. And she pulls out ear plugs at the end. >_<

    WIN.
     
  7. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Ahahaha, I loved the parent/aunt/friend. Just laughing hysterically while the kid screamed. Then the ear-buds lol.

    I can feel a little bit of empathy for the kid, as he obviously wasn't thinking about the safety features when he started to slip. He looked like he was around what, 10? 12?

    Some kids tend to get scared rather easily.

    Lucky he was Australian, or he could have fallen out.
     
  8. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    The power of Christ compels him not to tell you.
    The motherfucker was so fat that the straps couldn't hold him....lulz, right there.

    Or was it that his ass was so big that it slid out of the seat?

    I don't get a chance to go on many rollercoasters. The last one I was on was the Medusa ride at Six Flags more than 2 years ago. I was scared as fuck, but it was also a wild ride.

    If he had fallen out, it would have been horrible, but funny. A definite statement against obesity.
     
  9. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nah, he's not Australian. Our Funniest Home Video show sources footage from around the world, including the USA's Funniest Home Video show. So, the clip was capped from Aussie TV, but that's as far as it goes.

    Both the woman and the kid have North American accents. It's most evident in the woman's dialogue, but I can also hear it in the kid's. They could have been American tourists in Australia, but the cars in the background are driving on the wrong side of the road.

    They're North American's, presumably in North America.
     
  10. Knox

    Knox The Last Remnant DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, looks like maybe Reno, Nv. I've seen one just like that when I went to my aunt's about a year ago. It was in a parking lot by the Gold nugget I think. Looks like it may be the same one.
     
  11. kalantha

    kalantha Sixth Year

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    Lol, this is why fat people shouldn't get mad when they aren't allowed to ride roller coasters. It's for their own good. Last time I was at an amusment park a roller coaster got shut down because some fat guy wasn't allowed to ride and he torn off the exit gate. Stupid amusement park safety hazards. Still the lady in this video was pretty funny, but if I were that kid I'd be pretty pissed. It's probably mad scary to think that you're going to fall off a roller coaster only to have your mother (?) laugh at you for it.
     
  12. shadownin

    shadownin Fourth Year

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    LOL, that shit was amusing. The funniest thing was Janice's laughing. Also him ineffectually calling out 'stop it' got a few laughs. Anyway, I doubt it's his mom/stepmom, he wouldn't call her Janice. Unless he's just weird, like that kid from The Ring.
     
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    Koalas First Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I lol'd, but I kept expecting the kid to actually slip out, like a greasy slug.
     
  14. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    I found this to be much more amusing...
     
  15. Magus

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    It's been seen everywhere. It's not particularly amusing.
    Fail.
     
  16. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    I guess so, but my fail isn't as bad as his.
     
  17. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    0 for 2, Militis...
     
  18. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    QFT.
    filla.
     
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  19. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Third time's a charm? Actually, I'll probably be the new failguy...because I am that failtastic, and I am not afraid to admit it.

    Edit: Hmmm, I may make that my new avatar...Gotta do some ninja-cropping and resizing though.
     
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