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RPG (role playing game) part 2

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by princesspadfoot, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. MrMucus

    MrMucus Groundskeeper

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    Seth always wanted to try out his new death seeking snitch and here was a perfect target.

    Throwing the snitch at Jasmine with all his might, he watched in awe as her body exploded in a shower of gore and guts staining the corridor with blood and various body parts.
     
  2. Xiph0

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    Theo was getting quiet bored now that the spammy spam canned spamilicious spam had died down. Deciding to practice his :wizard:he stalked off and found a sheep walking along the corridor.

    Stalking up behind the sheep, he had but a second to jump out of the way before a tiny golden ball(s) pummeled her and exploded.

    Paying a visit to the Headmasters wing, he informed the headmaster that a students corpse was splattered in the hallway.
     
  3. Xiph0

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    Theo was spotted whistling the next day, whenever one would ask him if he'd seen that "Jasmine" girl, he would just answer with a grin and say "Dumbleowned."
     
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    Marius flew around in circles, thinking of what to do. He decided to go and raid the fridge... kitchen. He had an inexplicable hunger for fruit loops.

    In the kitchen, he went for the cabnits, trying to find the precious fruit loops. When he couldn't find any, he threw all of the bowls at the half elfs, screaming obsenities at them.
     
  5. Xiph0

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    Bored again that the canned spam had died down to a significantly less spamlicious level, Theo went to find out what the noise in the kitchen was.

    Seeing Marius, he :wizard:a house-elf to follow him out to the Quidditch pitch.

    Annoyed because of his boredom, and seriously not liking his state of teh dom, he tied the house-elfs ankles to the back of his broom and went off doing gleeful backflips.

    Getting bored of such trivial flying excersizes, Theocritus flew up and dove, impaling the elf's fragile body on the schools Standard pole.
     
  6. MrMucus

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    Seth went off and took a shat

    /runs from pissed off mods and admins/
     
  7. Xiph0

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    Getting bored again, Theo magicked in some Italian folk Opera and did a quick American salute for no apparent reason.

    Covering his eyes with a helmet, he snatched up an apparently very hairy student and hauled them off into the Dungeons by memory.

    Throwing the hairy little bastard into his special chair, he clamped down the shackles and, lifting the fringe of his hood, spotted Mrs. Norris*.

    Laughing insanely, Theo tighten the shackles and proceded to dunk the cat back into the vat of water for roughly an hour, the meows having no effect what so ever.


    Deciding to end the furballs life, he magicked the vat of water into boiling oil, and with one last MEEEOW!, the cat was made into a meal fit for kings.

    Transfiguring the appearence into that of Lemon Drops, Theo magicked the bits up to the headmasters candy tray.


    * :p Hah Hah!
     
  8. ixazncha0six

    ixazncha0six Raptured to Hell

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    Rico was just sleeping in the coach when he saw a corpse explode in the hallway. He used the magic his mentor taught him and he followed the murdered.
     
  9. Xiph0

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    Theo, in no mood, sliices Rico's throat.
     
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    Marius was extremely bored. He had ran out of bowls to throw at the house elfs, so he left. Flying around the school, he met up with Peeves, and challenged him to a pranking contest to see who could do the best prank within a month. Peeves was up first, and he seemed to have a lot of dung bombs in his hands.
     
  11. ixazncha0six

    ixazncha0six Raptured to Hell

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    Rico smirked from the corner as he saw the imperioused classmate he had given a polyjuice potion to be killed by THeo. Rico than saw his chance and he flicked his wand while muttering "Impendita!"
     
  12. Xiph0

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    Theo tears off his shirt and transforms into Godzilla.

    Bites off Rico's head and kicks Dumbledore in the ass.
     
  13. ixazncha0six

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    Rico regenerated his head and he transformed into King Kong. Then he picks up Xipho and Rico throws him out the window.
     
  14. Xiph0

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    Theo floats to the ground unharmed before shooting back up and through the window.

    Theo tears off another, miraculously new, shirt and transforms into Jascques Chirac.

    Theo picks up a sledgehammer and kneecaps Rico whilst proclaiming " I can do this, its all legal, you have no rights, nope no rights for you. Just a student. La-de-da."

    TheoChirac pulls out a calvary sword and cuts off Rico's head, after retrieving the teeth and skinning the body, Theo feeds the corpse through a meat grinder before giving it to Sree and Syao's herds.

    Crushing the teeth into a fine powder, and burning the skin, Theo loads up a nuclear warhead with munitions and the crushed teeth before sodomizing Hogwarts with the missle.



    /cock-block complete/
    //Out.
     
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