Theo was getting quiet bored now that the spammy spam canned spamilicious spam had died down. Deciding to practice his he stalked off and found a sheep walking along the corridor.

Stalking up behind the sheep, he had but a second to jump out of the way before a tiny golden ball(s) pummeled her and exploded.

Paying a visit to the Headmasters wing, he informed the headmaster that a students corpse was splattered in the hallway.

 

Theo was spotted whistling the next day, whenever one would ask him if he'd seen that "Jasmine" girl, he would just answer with a grin and say "Dumbleowned."

 

Bored again that the canned spam had died down to a significantly less spamlicious level, Theo went to find out what the noise in the kitchen was.

Seeing Marius, he a house-elf to follow him out to the Quidditch pitch.

Annoyed because of his boredom, and seriously not liking his state of teh dom, he tied the house-elfs ankles to the back of his broom and went off doing gleeful backflips.

Getting bored of such trivial flying excersizes, Theocritus flew up and dove, impaling the elf's fragile body on the schools Standard pole.

 

Getting bored again, Theo magicked in some Italian folk Opera and did a quick American salute for no apparent reason.

Covering his eyes with a helmet, he snatched up an apparently very hairy student and hauled them off into the Dungeons by memory.

Throwing the hairy little bastard into his special chair, he clamped down the shackles and, lifting the fringe of his hood, spotted Mrs. Norris*.

Laughing insanely, Theo tighten the shackles and proceded to dunk the cat back into the vat of water for roughly an hour, the meows having no effect what so ever.


Deciding to end the furballs life, he magicked the vat of water into boiling oil, and with one last MEEEOW!, the cat was made into a meal fit for kings.

Transfiguring the appearence into that of Lemon Drops, Theo magicked the bits up to the headmasters candy tray.


* Hah Hah!

 

Theo, in no mood, sliices Rico's throat.

 

Theo tears off his shirt and transforms into Godzilla.

Bites off Rico's head and kicks Dumbledore in the ass.

 

Theo floats to the ground unharmed before shooting back up and through the window.

Theo tears off another, miraculously new, shirt and transforms into Jascques Chirac.

Theo picks up a sledgehammer and kneecaps Rico whilst proclaiming " I can do this, its all legal, you have no rights, nope no rights for you. Just a student. La-de-da."

TheoChirac pulls out a calvary sword and cuts off Rico's head, after retrieving the teeth and skinning the body, Theo feeds the corpse through a meat grinder before giving it to Sree and Syao's herds.

Crushing the teeth into a fine powder, and burning the skin, Theo loads up a nuclear warhead with munitions and the crushed teeth before sodomizing Hogwarts with the missle.



/cock-block complete/
//Out.