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Say no to butt sex?

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Riley, Feb 23, 2011.

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  1. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Feb 23, 2011 #1
    SAY NO TO BUTT SEX!!!!

    wait....

    why?
     
  2. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Feb 23, 2011 #2
    That wasn't funny.
     
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  3. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Feb 23, 2011 #3
    That was a pathetic attempt at humor.

    Where did you even find this?
     
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  4. 13thadaption

    13thadaption Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Feb 23, 2011 #4
    Not funny, just kinda sad. Besides, girl is missing out.
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Feb 23, 2011 #5
    ...

    The most amusement I found out of this thing was this:

    I'm a girl and I don't do butt sex and I still hate you. You seriously piss me off.


    SacrosanctSofa 28 minutes ago

    Outside of that, you need to jump off a huge building face first. If you want an amusing buttsex video, go with this one. Just don't show Tinn.
     
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  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Mm. I have to admit that I couldn't help but smile when she said, "The P in the B and it's... not peanut butter!"

    Other than that... also, she seems really awkward.
     
  7. QuaziJoe

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    Feb 23, 2011 #7
    It was so horrible, but I couldn't turn away.

    There was a strange rhyming quality to the video that had me entranced!
     
  8. Sacrosanct

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    Feb 23, 2011 #8
    [​IMG]

    It has begun!
     
  9. Blaise

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    Feb 23, 2011 #9
    I bet she sucks a lot of cock.
     
  10. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Feb 23, 2011 #10
    Every time she applies for a job...

    Edit:
     
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    Euro Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    Is there a -5/5 or Anti5/5 option?

    It was just so 0.o x WTF.
     
  12. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Feb 23, 2011 #12
    That's what I was going for when I posted it. Oh well. Lesson learned, now where's a building I can go jump off, there's not many very high buildings where I am.
     
  13. Iztiak

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    Feb 23, 2011 #13
    Everyone posts bad threads, don't take it personally.
     
  14. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Feb 23, 2011 #14
    Oh believe me, I'm not. I've posted much worse threads on this site.
     
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    Feb 23, 2011 #15
    Guys, I feel we've really missed the most interesting part of this thread.

    Newbie female with the non-fail intro likes it in the butt.
    (On MySpace)
     
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  16. NoxedSalvation

    NoxedSalvation Temporarily Banhammered

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    Feb 23, 2011 #16
    [​IMG]

    Next time, don't forget the lube!
     
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