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Searching for a story...(i remember what happens, but not the title)

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by bloodyseraphim, Aug 19, 2009.

  1. bloodyseraphim

    bloodyseraphim Squib

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    nvm found the fic, thanks.
     
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  2. Fimbulvintr

    Fimbulvintr Seventh Year

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    Dude, you're about to get raped. There is an entire subforum for story searches under Fanfic Discussion and you post here?

    And incidentally, I know of the story you're talking about. It was, is, and will continue to be a terrible story.
     
  3. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    lolol

    <filler>

    What Fimbulvintr said basically.

    Edit: I just read that, and what the fuck, it was horrible. Cliche, melodramatic, and just shit in every possible way. If anything, it would be a great example of the type of writing DLP doesn't like.
     
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  4. bloodyseraphim

    bloodyseraphim Squib

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    i guess that's why im not a frequent participant of DLP. you're a bunch of rude pricks whose reviews end up making authors cry and their stories deleted/abandoned. =/
    sorry for wasting your oh so precious time.
     
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  5. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    ha

    hahaha

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Cry moar faggot. I love it.
     
  6. Juggler

    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    I guess an Internet forum about Harry Potter is just too fucking hardcore for bloodyseraphim.

    His last post made me hard though.
     
  7. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    SHIT, WE MADE SOMEONE CRY???

    Fuck, quick get their email so we can apologise and change our opinions. :eek:
     
  8. Snarf

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    Cry moar? No, just take care of yourself.

    People like you hate honesty. That's your problem. You can't realize the fact that you and your favorite author most of the time aren't good writers and someone is honest enough to tell you the truth about it. DLP does that, so you get butt hurt and now the internet knows us as big meanies who make people cry. :forkyou
     
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  9. Portus

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    :awesome

    Some of the first things I read on DLP were sigs that read, "Your tears make our penises hard," and something to the effect of "The tears of the the innocent make the sweetest wine." Right then, I knew I was home.

    And by the way, I normally like Bobmin, but OP, that story you're looking for was absolute shit.
     
  10. Snarf

    Snarf Squanchin' Party Bro! ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Lol, Bobmin used to be one of my favorite authors... you know, back when I thought Snape deserved a women and Ginny was the best girl for Harry.
     
  11. Mordac

    Mordac Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Better watch out, that's an NFA weapon.

    I guess even if they don't succeed in killing themselves they'll still do 10 years hard time for having an unregistered NFA item.
     
  12. Innomine

    Innomine Alchemist ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    No, i'm not being a bunch of rude pricks, it takes a whole lot for me to actually come out and speak against a story, and that was one that deserved it. It calls itself dark, when it isn't really dark at all. Its irrational.

    Bobmin's dumbledore bashing also pisses me off to no end. The guy isn't fucking retarded ,yet in almost every fic he writes, Dumbledore is stupid beyond belief, its unreadable, almost only due to that aspect tbh.

    And trust me, I used to love Bobmin. Sunset/Sunrise used to be one of my favorite stories for a long time.

    But this is just shit.
     
  13. Snarf

    Snarf Squanchin' Party Bro! ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    The Problem: the wife wrote it.

    Back to the kitchens, woman!
     
  14. Air

    Air Loved Gooder

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    This is so fucking true :awesome. I was too lazy to register, but this story already sounds shitty... and so, I'm not going to bother.
     
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