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Second Annual Kill-off - Ginny

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Antivash, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Thank you, I appreciate it, I truly do... now go back and edit that quote the fuck down.
     
  2. yhelo

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    That was beautiful, Big D. I...I....just don't have the words to describe how awesome that was.
     
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    That was so fucking hilarious I almost broke a rib laughing. There aren't words beyond epic win Big D
     
  4. Apothem

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    Ah, good idea. My mistake :eek:
     
  5. The Sour Kraut

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    Major Lulz there, Big D.
    Great Kill-Off.
     
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner! Simply awesome Big D.

    Have you ever thought of expanding on the idea of Harry using his Triwizard popularity to get laid? I'm not sure that it would fit in with WWSHD, seems to go more with a Gryffindor!Harry.
     
  7. Oz

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    I don't even speak French, but I still lol'd.
    Awesome work Big D.
     
  8. Big D on a Diet

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    I'm not sure how much "expansion" can be done on an idea like that, other than just whipping up a few random smutfics with that as the premise (which is harder than it sounds, trust me). The general idea behind this story is that Harry is so busy indulging himself with his various girls that he doesn't have time to do anything else, like say... killing Voldemort.


    Thanks. Supposedly it means: "Come here and fuck me," but since I don't speak French either I have no idea if it came out the right way. Close enough for people to get the joke anyway.
     
  9. Oz

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    I'm sure Tinn would probably help. But then again, she might just fuck around with you.
     
  10. Lhefriel_Medies

    Lhefriel_Medies Fifth Year

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    Google tells me that it means "invitation to a wicked dance", which would in turn imply "come here and fuck me". Whether or not you trust Google is another story, though.
     
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    I read it in a library...thanks a lot Big D.

    Couldn't stop laughing, THIS IS EPIC!!!
     
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    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    *blinks*

    That's... delicately putting it.

    French bit is correct. Very nice Ginny KillOff, Big D.
     
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    I was laughing so hard I woke my gf up and got slapped upside the head. Thanks, BigD...........
     
  14. PapaMidNite56

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    OK that's one of the best lines I've heard in fan-fiction.

    The winner and still Heavyweight Champ....
     
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