I think that Rowling will do something really gay and have Harry use the mysterious power behind the door in the Department of Mysteries to kill old Voldy. He'll probably go visit Godric's Hollow and somehow find out that he has to get what is inside the door. I would not be surprised at all if she does this. She wouldn't introduce the stupid room for no reason. (Unless she wants to increase her amount of plot holes) who agrees to this.

 

*Has Diablo 2 Flashback*

DAMMIT SHE WILL!!!

*remembers how to get to Diablo in the original non-expansion version*

I bet he has to fight demons to unlock the doors that let you unleash Diablo.... Errr I mean fuck random women (or Draco and Ron) so he gets mad love to make the door open.

 

Harry will use his rainbow love powers to open the door and completely obliterate Voldemort's shattered soul. And they all lived happily ever after and had lots of oedapus complex the end.

ps:

Harry: "I need punished, mommy."
Ginny: "Take it like a man, bitch!"

 

bah, i bet the door is nothing.

harry's going to sacrifice himself like his mother sacrificed herself.

based on the wording i've always taken that to mean that while they have to fight, it doesn't matter who wins, because unless they don't kill each other - they're both going to die.

regardless of whether or not harry is a horcrux. or maybe because he is one. who knows.

 

I think the doors a portal to the room of requirement, and the final battle will be fought between those two in there. Harry obviously wouldn't stand a chance if it was a one on one duel, and if he knows how to the room well he should have a major advantage over Voldemort. =)

 

Goddammit... Now I am having yet *another* diablo 2 flashback... Soulstone gets stuck in Tal Rasha so he can "contain the evil."

You can tell I spent WAAAY to much time playing that game way back when it first came out.

 

hmm, i didn't really *play* diablo 2.

i just ran up several lvl 99 chars...cowed over and over and over again...collected SoJ's like a robber baron, and then just up and quit since the update was taking so long.

although, i think i miss my javazon and meteor sorceress. oh, and my bowazon with my souped up goldstrike kicked a ton of ass.

 

lol

I always used a summoner necromancer or an ice sorc. In the expo I used an assasin.

I played through the game, it only took me 20 hours to beat it..

Whats fun is when your dueling someone with your necromancer, and you just sit there and watch them struggle to kill your golems whilst your slaughtering them from afar with bone spirits.

But Amazons are just cheap. Takes no skill to make one, and even the most retarded of idiots can understand the concept of "run around in circles and shoot."

With that said I never lost to one that wasn't obviously hacked... And when that happened I would just log on with one of my hacked characters, track them down, and slaughter them; repeatedly. You would be suprised how effective a barb is when he has items that make him immune to everything.

 

Either that or the locked door is what the veil leads to and Sirius has been stuck there for the last two years...

--bornagainpenguin (who doesn't care he'd rather read fanfics)

PS: Isn't amazing how throughly JKR has managed to alienate her fanbase?

 

Oh, bloody hell! Can you imagine what the guy would be like after spending over a year in a room full of the power of love? He'll be dry humping anything that stands still for more than two seconds.

 

Especially if he comes back in padfoot form!

I'd just like to imagine the scene with Ginny Weasley being sent to check on Arthur, only she gets lost and finds her way to the Depratment of Mysteries for (some cheap excuse here) and ends up being the one to open the door somehow. Heh... give new meaning to the phrase 'beastility pairing' now doesn't it?

--bornagainpenguin (shutting up now beofre this thread needs to be sent to S&P)

 

I've always taken that to mean that niether Harry nor Voldemort would ever live (as in, more than survive.) while the other is alive. Wait.. no that doesn't makes sense either. Dammit! I hate that fucking line!

 

Harry will use love to defeat Voldy.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. my arse he will. I think he has more chance of defeating Voldemort if he ripped the door of its hinges and proceeded to smack Voldy over the head with it.

 

ROFL

Nice visual there. Seriously she's got to pull some shit out of her ass, or make book 7 take multiple years after book 6. But by then, with the rate she killed characters in book 6, everyone will be dead anyway. Or maybe she'll just keep killing characters that have no point being mentioned any damned way.

Hermione "OMFG!!1! Harry, Voldemort killed the milkman from Privet Drive's cousin's, sister-in-law's son's ex wife's brother's friends' mom."

Harry: "Right, so a guy I've never heard of anyway, yep that sets the scene for me to be worried.. not."

*Hermione catches a AK to the face standing beside Harry*

Harry: "Hell she was annoying anyway, jolly good show, someone do Ginny so she'll leave me alone"

 

also a very entertaining visual!

"*heavy breathing*

"Harry I'm your father..." says Voldy,
"Nah ur nooott!" squeals Potter through tears,
"Yes I ammm" repeats Voldemort
*continues until both die of a nuclear explosion.*

if the 7th book is crap JK will seriously have her life on the line...

 

Either pretend those lightsabers are really wands, or pretend you're reading something that leaves your future very, very stained.

 

Oh god, thats awful! . Isn't it enough that we had to read some of the guy's chapters, do we absolutely have to keep reminding ourselves of the sheer mental trauma?

Anyway, I have no doubt J.K. will pull something out of her ass. She did it for HBP, and to a lesser extent, OotP.

 

I think Harry is gonna come up with a spell thats based on the power of love... All of a sudden I'm getting images of Harry as Sailor Venus twirling around and shooting Venus Loveme Chains....... (or whatever they are called).

 

I think that Fluffy should make a return in the final book. Can you imagine the amount of damage a Cerberus could do to the Death Eaters?

*Has sudden image of Fluffy grabbing hold of Voldie's head with it's right head, swining up and clamping down on his legs with it's left leg, and chomping down right on his belly with its middle head.*