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Seriously stupid letters

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Xiph0, Jan 13, 2007.

  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    If you got any funny ones, go ahead and post them here.


    Editing these into the Seriously Stupid Letters thread, same thing - Xiph0.
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2007
  2. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    Ah unfortunatly I have not recieved such a letter, but the guy I attacked will have a nasty surprise when he logs on the next day.

    One attack and he's already in anarchy.

    Took out 970 solds at the cost of 77 tanks and 600 solds.
     
  3. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Way ahead of you Jon.

    Here's the series of messages:
    Then I demanded he resign before I stopped, and got this just now:
    Given that he removed the ODS colors, I've declared peace :cheers: :D
     
  4. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Have any of you received seriously stupid letters from CN? And I mean fucking stupid. Borderline retarded.

    Here is mine:

    hi. my friend is new to the site and has very little money. shes trying to build a strong nationand could realli use some help. i saw u give a generous amount of foreign aid and thought u could possibly help her out. her nation and ruler name is amerikan. now before u ask or get accusatory, she does not wnt to join an alliance to get u to give her money and im not asking for money for another account of mine to cheat the game. she seriously is my real-life friend and she just needs some help starting off. do u think u could help her out?

    Response
    No, sorry, my eyes are bleeding.

    Her
    wut the hell does that mean! wut does it mean to say ur eyes r bleeding!

    Me
    I'm allergic to retardation. My eyes bleed around stupidity. Something must be aggravating my allergies.


    What about you?
     
  5. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    I've gotten quite a few of those Rostam.

    After the 10th reply from this 1 lady I lost my temper and she told me to stop swearing because her children might hear :S
     
  6. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    meh I've gotten so many alliance offers once I crossed the 1K NS mark that look like they were typed out by a dyslexic blind rat with one arm.


    u r teh Strung. Jon us ftw!
    qft we are the best out no join a winer!


    My reply.

    I'm going to say this as nice as I can. If you PM me again and kill more of my braincells, I'm going to pillage your nation to the ground once for every braincell you just made me loose reading that.
     
  7. Dwitty

    Dwitty Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Right, one - the name, for what it is, is fucking retarded. Two - $5000 is such a waste of an aid slot when you've only got one (especially when you're waiting for $800K in reps) it's more annoying than anything else. That kinda cash wouldn't even cover my soldiers during the war.

    That's about it really >_> the first day in I changed my alliance affiliation to Illuminati and never got another PM request for joining an alliance past that: so no idiot twats asking for me to join.
     
  8. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    She sent me a new one...

    Continued from the allergic to retardation message

    fuck u. im not retarted or stupid. if im stupid, then y am i only fourteen bur yet im interested in cybernations and am a straight a honor student?! so fuck u and go to hell.


    Me

    You can barely spell you stupid whore. I'm also 14, and a straight A honors student, yet I choose to at least type with a reasonable amount of intelligence. Why? Because I am intelligent, you are simply an abortion.

    Her

    i type properly in school, but since i have a life and friends, unlike u, i write quicker so i ahve more time to comment my friends on myspace. and im an abortion? that means im aborted and last time i checked im kinda alive and kicking. too abd im not kicking u. and i highly doubt ur 14 and in honors cuz theres a .00000000000001 percent chance thats actually true but a 99.9 percent chance that u just want to feel smart. well news flash, you aren't! so how bout u get ur big fat 40 year old pedifile ass away from me and sit on something pointy you pathetic excuse for a life! fuck off! and don't bother messaging me, cause if i could, i'd block you

    Me

    .000000001 percent chance is true. I am 14, and I am in Honors. I have friends too, whore, but I still choose to type with a modicum of intellignce. Why? Because I don't want the person who reads the messages to have to rub their fucking eyes when my post is a piece of shit.

    As for the abortion, too bad. Maybe you should help your mom and kill yourself. Give her the wish she has always wanted. You gone from her life.

    Now stop fucking messaging me.
     
  9. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    He pays mid I don't kill him

    This is the lil bitches responce to my peace proposal


    madeyemoody
     
  10. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Rofl, how'd the fighting go, need anymore soldiers to keep the boy in hell?
     
  11. Jheph

    Jheph Groundskeeper

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    I send a recruitment message to this guy and he responded with this.

    After thinking for a second, I decided to accept his dare and report his message.

    I think I pissed him off.

    I decided to mess with his head for a bit.

    I'll post if he responds. :p
     
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