"Uncley, uncley, tell us a story before going to bed, pleeeaz!"

Old Rev. Albus Severus Potter, also known as "Big P" or "Dirty Al", caressed his tobacco stained beard, gave an amused fatherly look to his three scantily-clad-barely-legal goddaughters and started his tale...

"So, yeah... Once upon a time, three sisters wanted to cross a river, yadayada, Goddess of Sex appeared, yadayada, you are three cool sexy bints, give you a present each, yadayada... ta-dah... THE THREE SEXY HALLOWS!!!"

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So the challenge is... what could those be?

Just to toss the ball up:

1.- The Sexstick (mmm, ok, that was waaay too easy.)
2.- The Pulsating Chinese Bead.
3.- The Enticing G-String, adapts to the gender of the bearer.

You can even use the same DH symbol, only the triangle points downwards.

Surely you can come up with better ideas.

 

Pretty cool.

Please jerk off before coming to the forums next time.

 

1) You are a retard.
2) You posted this in the wrong section.
3) You are a fucking idiot.
4) Go away
5)This is a stupid Idea
6) ????
7) Profit!

 

Here's an idea: Die.

 

I can't believe I actually just read that plot summary. My brain, it hurts.

 

I think my IQ went down from reading this...

 

i think porn storyline just rolled over in its grave.