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Shakespeare and Spanking

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Shinysavage, Apr 26, 2010.

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  1. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box ~ Prestige ~ ⭐

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    Apr 26, 2010 #1
    No, seriously.

    This is what British TV gives us.
     
  2. pdo91

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    Apr 26, 2010 #2
    What is this I don't even...
     
  3. The Fine Balance

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    Apr 26, 2010 #3
    -_-" Okay. I have to admit it. That was retarded.
     
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    Apr 26, 2010 #4
    Couldn't watch more than 10 seconds. Oh god.
     
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    What the fuck? Thats all I can say.
     
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    Apr 26, 2010 #6
    God damn it, there's a reason I don't watch these shows and THIS is it.
     
  7. Shinysavage

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    Apr 26, 2010 #7
    If it had just been a one-off lulzy audition, it would have been - well, funny. He goes through to the next round. At the end of the video the judges say he was one of the better acts on the show.
     
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    Apr 26, 2010 #8
    I was more interested in this guy who was in the recommended section to the right.
     
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    Apr 26, 2010 #9
    /me makes the mandatory Spankspeare pun

    Seriously, WTF is this shit? I don't even want to know what you Brits are thinking with stuff like this.
     
  10. Blaise

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    Apr 26, 2010 #10
    This has nothing to do with being British, and everything to do with Simon Cowell and his company enabling these fags. I mean you're sitting at home, watching the hackjobs that go on 'American Idol' - knowing damn well that they can't sing worth shit, yet still drawing the most screentime and sometimes reaching a decent level of fame (see: William Hung, the 'Pants on the ground' retard, etc). Take that competition, open it up to allow anyone who can do any sort of thing, and this is what you get. Of course they would let a guy reciting Shakespeare while spanking some woman on the stage - I'm betting that's relatively tame compared to the whackjobs that routinely audition.

    From Cowell's POV, the show isn't about who's got talent. If he had to give the show a more accurate title, it'd be 'Britain's Got A Lot Of People Who Can Fill Fifteen to Thirty Seconds of Airtime With Enough Bullshit To Get Viewers Watching'
     
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