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Shaping a better Order of the Phoenix

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Methene, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    The sad thing is that this is the exact same guard they had on Harry.

    For fuck's sake Voldemort, AK Mudungus, burn down the house, and get out of there before Dumbledore even knows what's going on.

    I'm sure Rowling will reveal this in an interview down the line, as well as Voldemort's man crush on Tom Cruise. My theory? Shacklebolt was on duty that night, but he got sidetracked fucking his secretary.
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2008
  2. The Fine Balance

    The Fine Balance Headmaster

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    But a war of attrition is so much FUN!
     
  3. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Who needs a war of attrition when you've got an uneducated, idiotic, completely innocent prophecy child to fall back on? Who cares if you lose all but one of your friends in the war, as long as the one in a million chance gets pulled off correctly you're sorted!

    Aekiel
     
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