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"Shut up woman, and get on my horse"

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by The Mysterious Nobody, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    LOL, that's awesome. Somebody somewhere is already writing a dissertation: "On Horses, Women, and Getting That Bitch to Shut the Fuck Up: The Role of the Equine in Victorian Era Patriarchal Oppression."
     
  2. Epic_geek_fail

    Epic_geek_fail First Year

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    Agreed. This is just epic.
     
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    rofl, that was pretty epic.

    The horse hightailing it was double lulz.
     
  5. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    LMFAO

    First this awesome second verse I'd completely forgotten about ("Custom styling" is a riot) and then they can't stop laughing when the horse kicks his rider off.

    /rolls
     
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  6. Richard

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    That was pretty good. I didn't care much about the horse running away. Kinda sucks that getonmyhorse.com isn't being hosted anymore.
     
  7. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ^this. "Is- is she okay?" ROFL. And the singer looked like Orlando Bloom's vagrant brother.

    Thank you, Space Vash.

    P.S. When I first saw this here, I emailed the link to my wife. Understandably, her reaction was "WTF? Why are you so juvenile?"
    Later, I put the link in her Bookmarks Toolbar for the lulz, all the while periodically singing the first line off and on around the house.
    Well, my kids have picked up on it - just that first line, mind - and the wife has been amusedly pissed off at me about it for around a year now, claiming I'm going to feel pretty bad when they inevitably find the video on the intertubes.
    Good times, and yes, I'll be quite ashamed and upset when my kids eventually find the video.
    'Til then though, lulz ahoy!
     
  9. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Word for word, exactly what this guy said:

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  10. Audeamus

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    Found a metal version of this that is actually quite awesome.
     
  11. Link

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    Haha, amazing.

    "I think we gave the horse some ideas..."

    Lulz.
     
  12. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Like the music, dudes voice are fail. >_> Someone find me an instrumental of it and I'll give you 1 x 10 to the billionth power dollars.
     
  13. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I thought that this was a better metal version as the singers are better, but frankly I don't think the song lends itself to being metal particularly well.
     
  14. Seratin

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    I really thought I had finally gotten this song out of my head. Then it was bumped. ;-;
     
  15. Richard

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    Didn't really like that one.
     
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