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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by That_Boy, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    I noticed that nobody had posted this yet
    http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html
    This is a list of ridiculous orders that a member of the US Army was given, mainly due to his personality, check it out.
    e.g 48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
    or
    33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

    34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody
     
  2. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Re: 2 Fantastic Lists

    http://darklordpotter.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=674

    Thread title: What not to do as an evil overlord.
     
  3. That_Boy

    That_Boy DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    sorry, i had a look but i didn't see that there.
     
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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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