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Sleep Talkin' Man

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Krezter, Jan 12, 2010.

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  1. Krezter

    Krezter Second Year

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    Jan 12, 2010 #1
    This is hilarious, true or not, and I don't think it's been linked before.
    Basically, it's this guy who talks a lot in his sleep, his wife does the documenting. Believe it or not, it's still awesome :)

    Read and enjoy :D

    Link

    My personal favorite:

     
  2. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2010 #2
    God, it's a fucking goldmine of awesome sig material! My favorite:

     
  3. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2010 #3
    Not funny. These people actually expect to sell t-shirts off this? I direct their mouths to my balls.
     
  4. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Jan 12, 2010 #4
    Totally fucking awesome. If this is real, then this dude is awesome. If his wife's shirt selling business takes off, he could be making a living in his sleep.
     
  5. J22

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    Jan 12, 2010 #5
    Made me smile :3
     
  6. Aekiel

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    Jan 12, 2010 #6
    I like the way this guy thinks!
     
  7. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Jan 12, 2010 #7
    Epic site is epic.
     
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    Jan 21, 2010 #8
    total epicness
     
  9. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Jan 21, 2010 #9
    Some of these are just awesome, I want to live in this guys head or at least experience his dreams.

     
  10. Foxy Foxy

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    Jan 22, 2010 #10
    So full of win. This is hilarious, but some of the things on that site seem a little too neat and organized to me. Isn't sleep-talking usually just incoherent mumbles?

    Meh, they're on TV, so it must be true! That wife is awesome.
     
  11. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Jan 22, 2010 #11
    Not always, I had a full on argument with a mate once, only to realise she was fast asleep. Another time she was sleeping over and I woke up to her rapping in her sleep, complete with turn-table motions and noises, oh for a video camera.
     
  12. Foxy Foxy

    Foxy Foxy Third Year

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    Jan 22, 2010 #12
    I wish you'd had a camera. No seriously. Hm... an argument asleep you say? Did you lose? ;)

    I guess my friends just aren't as smart as your friends sleeping, eh? The best I've ever heard from my best friend was "(giggle) (snort) Oh yeah. Mmhmm, oh-... (grumble)"

    Surprise buttsecks dream anyone?
     
  13. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Jan 22, 2010 #13
    I was certain she was bullshitting me, but her nan said she's been doing it since she was a kid, the doctors can't work out why.

    Her nan videoed her aged 6, its the damn cutest thing ever "I don't want them! Make horsepower eat the peas, I hate peas nana!"
     
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  14. Foxy Foxy

    Foxy Foxy Third Year

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    Jan 22, 2010 #14
    A nocturnal MPD perhaps? I got a new one.

    I repeat, surprise buttsecks dream?

    I swear to God if this is real that guy is on the level of the brother that taped "In the butt... on Myspace!"

    EDIT: Uh, horsepower?
     
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  15. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Jan 22, 2010 #15
    Imaginary friend, apparently she had 2 mommy's and 2 daddies and 3 sisters and a unicorn that she could ride to school and that lived in her bedroom, and they all lived in the invisible house in the garden. I wish I had been cool enough to have imaginary friend growing up :( I didn't even have a toy I carried everywhere.
     
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  16. Foxy Foxy

    Foxy Foxy Third Year

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    Jan 22, 2010 #16
    I'm missing something here...

    Ah, there we go.

    It's okay Sorrows. Together, we can find a cure for your childhood unoriginality. :rolleyes:

    Hm, this thread is just about dead. That's too bad, it had some lulzy potential. Oh well.
     
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