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Slytherin, a pedophile?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lady Rebecca, Oct 21, 2005.

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Who is the biggest Pedophile?

  1. Dumbledore

    174 vote(s)
    94.1%

  2. Slughorn

    3 vote(s)
    1.6%

  3. 'Nice socks, Potter' Moody

    3 vote(s)
    1.6%

  4. Slytherin, himself

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Someone else I don't know about, that you will tell us about their problems with pedophelia

    1 vote(s)
    0.5%

  6. Fenrir Greyback

    4 vote(s)
    2.2%
0/5, 0 votes
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  1. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

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    Thats because of Dumbledores office party, of course!
     
  2. Burt

    Burt Fourth Year

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    Oct 22, 2005 #22
    Crouch is a total freak.

    He watched Parvati much too intently.

    He keeps spiders in his pants and Crucios them when they're naughty.

    His mom loved him "too much," in the same way that Dumbledore loves Harry "too much."

    He transfigures Malfoy into a ferret and Impiroes him to play with Mrs. Noris.

    Crouch isn't someone you'd want to meet in a dark alley.
     
  3. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

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    yep
     
  4. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    What do you expect from a Deatheater I always wonder what other 'needs' Winky took care of for Crouch.
     
  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Heh. That's pretty disturbing. Little half-breed house-elves running around.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    Nov 7, 2005 #26
    Slytherin (COME ON!!! Snakes? If that's not a phallic symbol I don't know WHAT is!!!)


    Edit: I think I should tell everyone that I have NO familiarity with the human body. I am, in fact, a floating head. So take that into consideration when reading my posts. Thank you.
     
  7. Lady Rebecca

    Lady Rebecca Professor

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    I'm sure you are...
     
  8. Perfect Insanity

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    pedos

    just a comment, pedophilia is the love of a man to an underage boy, and as such all comments concerning girls are null and void

    hate to be a stickler
     
  9. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Nov 9, 2005 #29
    Main Entry: pe·do·phil·ia
    Pronunciation: "pE-d&-'fi-lE-&
    : sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object

    (taken from m-w.com)

    Sorry, but you're wrong. Pedophilia just refers to any case where an adult has sexual feelings about a child, a girl or a boy.
     
  10. Perfect Insanity

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    well

    The act or fantasy on the part of an adult of engaging in sexual activity with a child or children.

    well ill be damned, dictionary.com got it right and i didnt.

    ive said it once and ill say it again, iiiiiiiiiiiiiim dumb
     
  11. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nov 9, 2005 #31
    yesh... yesh you are... but so are a few other posters here so no worry... even us admins suffer from it from time to time...


    now if youll excuse me... ive got a monkey waiting to pull off a heist with me sooo....yeah....
     
  12. Perfect Insanity

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    dane

    listening to dane cook are ya. but with the new and improved definition, its definitely fenrir. although he does rock so hard its almost unbelievable
     
  13. RagefulLlama

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    Aunt Petunia













    *shudders*
     
  14. Perfect Insanity

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    holy

    hoooooly shit im a squib, my life is complete
     
  15. Lady Rebecca

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    Nov 9, 2005 #35
    wow...
     
  16. Demon God of Chaos

    Demon God of Chaos Seventh Year

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    Dumbledore...

    hye reminds me of a priest who once had sex with one Chior boy in kansas if i remember correctly from teh article i read...
     
  17. Mrriddler

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    Dec 14, 2005 #37
    haha, some of you are damn perverts. I never even thought about some of this stuff until it was mentioned. I choose Fenrir simply because of his infatuation with turning little kids. Got to be a dead giveaway.
     
  18. Devil Incarnate

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    Slytherin may be a pedophile in your case, but a genius in my mind. he knew no one would look in a girl's bathroom. Either that or the bathroom was built on later. OR it could have been a boy's bathroom before it bacame a girl's bathroom.

    EVER HEARD OF RENOVATION!?!?
     
  19. Lady Rebecca

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    Possible, who really knows?
     
  20. Lord Ravenclaw

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    Slytherin I'd imagine. I'm sure he'd be appalled to see what might have used to be a set of private quarters turned into a girls bathroom. Perhaps when they changed the room, they couldn't move the tap, so they duplicated its style and made more of them, adding stalls, etc., thus making a bathroom out of it.
     
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