There's so much anti-Dumbledoreism it's hilarious.

I don't think he's a pedophile, just eccentric.

I think Filch is a pedophile.

 

I definatelty think Dumbledore is a peodophile. Here are ten reasons why:

1. He's always telling Harry how much he loves him and twinkling his eyes at him.
2. He's always offering kids sweets which is an obvious sign of nonces.
3. His brother was known for being inapropriate with kid's(of the goat variety but still damning).
4. Dumbledore finds the thought of his brother buggering goats funny.
5. He used to perv on Tom Riddle as a boy.
6. Why else would Tom turn evil if it wasn't due to being molested by dumbledore, after all Dumbledore is the only one he ever feared - sure sign of abuse.
7. He allowed the marauders to abuse Snape even let them show his underware- perv again.
8. He's always getting Harry alone and follows him around the castle, mirror of Erised.
9. He let Snape rape Harry's mind.
10. he kees going on about his wand all the time, phallic symbols(not forgetting the sword of Gryffindor).

 

I'm going to do myself a favor and never read your posts again.

 

Holy Thread Ressurrection Batman!

I remember when this thread was new!

And just in case anyone is wondering... This thread was started primarily as a joke

*puts on mixture of French and German accent*

Alzo I must confezz.. I HATE ze Dumblez.


Still, upon reflection, the real pervert is

*does drum roll*

HAGRID!

C'mon, the guys only friends are a bunch of little kids! And Madame Maxime? She's just his partner in crime.

 

What about umbridge??? Painful detentions, humiliations... A sure sign of a machosist.

 

I think you mean Masochist i.e. those who inflict pain on themselves. What you mentioned is sure signs of a Dominatrix..... OH GODS!!!! BAD IMAGE. VERY BAD IMAGE!!!

 

-snipped by Sree-

 

Aww quit harrassing the noob.

 

Sorry, couldn't resist.