By far the longest smut fic I've ever seen. Would be much better if it was shorter

 

Pairing/s summary plz?

 

Well, it says this.

Draco/Hermione
Ginny/Blaise
Ron/Pansy
Seamus/Lavender
Theodore/Daphne
Harry/Tracy

 

Nvm, read a bit. Not interested.

 

Copied links for further research of this subject

 

As an aside, I note with amusement that, since I published the Google Doc, the number of people viewing it has not dropped below 15. (Or at least, whenever I've opened it that has been the case).

 

Cause who'd pass a chance to read smut that doesn't rot your brain for a chance??

 

I feel like everyone's always looking for smut.

At least I am ...

 

Not really, I don't like smut at all.

 

Alright, let's see what I've got.

Harry/Bellatrix, but the ending's kind of ehh.

Harry/Hermione
Features a very dominant Harry post-epilogue who's married to Ginny. Pretty quality smut, as such things go. The characterizations bother me sometimes, but it's still among the better fics you'll see like this.

Harry/Su Li, this one is the first in a series written by our very own angelofdreams13

Harry/Multi

Harry/Multi again, but this one didn't get very far. What is there is decent though.

For the best lesbian smut in any fandom, check out fembuck's work. Her particular kink for HP is the Black sisters, so if you ever wanted to see what Bellatrix did to Narcissa when they were teenagers, this is the author for you.

Particular recommendations

Hermione/Pansy, first part of three.
Darling Pansy
Andromeda/Bellatrix/Narcissa
The Family That Strolls Together
Narcissa/Pansy
A Happy Marriage





Honorable mentions:

Queens of Darkness, Ladies of Light by Thalarian. A legendary epic by a DLP writer, the uncensored copy of this fic has been lost to the internet. If anyone did have an archived copy, they'd be a hero to hundreds. And no, the copy in the DLP archives is not uncensored, nor can it be found on ficwad via waybackmachine.

Equal and Opposite by Amerision. Harry looks into another mirror and sees a female version of himself.

Alabaster and Vermillion by Nuhuh and DarkSyaoran. Mostly crack, but still worth reading. Features Fem!Voldemort

Untitled by Nuhuh. A snippet only, but features Harry getting sexed up by his lesbian OC sister.



I hesitate to mention this one, but who knows. Cloneserpents is very hit and miss. People either love his work or hate it. If you do like it, feel free to look at the rest of his fics. Tease is his best work(linked in Taure's doc), but the rest isn't entirely terrible.

Harry/Hermione/Fleur

Since someone already reccomended a Rita fic, here's another.

The only other fics I would bother recommending popped up in Taure's list already. Pretty surprised that I had so few, actually.

 

I was going to link Cuckolding at Shell Cottage and declare end thread, but I see I was beaten to the punch.

Here, have a backup offering. Harry Potter and the News, by BigD.

Also, Taure, I note that there is a link to your headcanon document at the start of the smut list. Come clean, this is all just a ploy to lure more readers to it, isn't it?

 

:|

Well, that's a terribly written story.

 

I disagree, the same writer's other story is actually the best.
I'm surprised at you Syao, that you did not link it.

It all started with a Hippogryph

As a side note, there is some awesome Harry/McGonagall in Chapter 8.


Speaking of Harry/McGonagall:

Minerva McGonagall's Evening of Allurement

The Office: Harry and Tonks story. Harry/Tonks from the same writer.

The Secret Fetishes of Bellatrix Lestrange Harry/Bellatrix.


And since I'm in this thread:

Drops of Lemons Harry/Molly, Harry/Lily, Harry/Amelia one-shots.

Gardenia Harry/Molly.

Harry's Secret Werewolf!Harry/Hermione

Time to Dance Harry/Narcissa

The Volunteer Harry/Narcissa. Pretty descent fic this. One of the few smut fics I've actually re-read.

...And I have a lot more where that came from.

P.S. I tried, I really did. To not shit on this thread when I first found it.
But seeing Syao post that... well. SO I BLAME THIS ALL ON SYAO AND OZ.

 

Seconded.

There's just something I really like about Harry and Hermione's interactions in that story, despite Harry's characterization being rather 'off.'

Also, the way he slams it to a Hermione who is a bit dissatisfied with her marriage and a touch worn out by motherhood is particularly nice as well.

Oh, I see... the version at FFN does this...

And apparently the version at Ficwad is missing that chapter entirely. I didn't realize the unedited version was considered so hard to find. I believe it goes a little something like, "The sight itself was one of the most erotic things Harry had ever seen. Coupled with the three mouths that were working furiously on his hard..." and so on, and so forth.

A good deal of which is also posted at the defunct Restricted Section (where I originally found Back to the Garden) and the MIA Quidditch Pitch.

It's been a loooong time (jeez, around eight years), but I believe the characterization of Luna was pretty good. And, of course, the scenes with any combination of Luna, Harry, and Ginny were top notch, as well.

The shortest answer is probably "Read this!"

Also, it may have something to do with the hottest erotic fanfic ever being Harry/Pansy.

 

Really? Back to the Garden was a pretty okay fic if you consider its age. The interaction with Ron and Pansy was pretty damn good. However... The threesome between Ginny/Harry/Luna was hoorrible. Seriously, the very first time they shag they use polyjuice to become somebody else in the group.

That seems like the kinda kinky shit one does not do for ones first time.

 

I must have missed this first pass through, but that was pretty good. I have to imagine that's more or less 50 Shades of Hermione though.

 

I can't get past the first person narration, unfortunately. Plus, adults-with-kids smut never really appeals to me... I guess I prefer stories involving characters doing things for the first time.

No doubt once I reach that stage of life, smut based on those life circumstances will interest me more.