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So it involves Kristen Stewart

Discussion in 'Movies, Music and TV shows' started by BioPlague, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. Dethklok

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    Charlize Theron is automatically greater than any 'potential' beauty Kristen Stewart may have.

    For God's sake, this is the woman who is going to have Edward's glow in the dark, Daywalker baby. The poor bastard is not going to have a chance. He'll forever be compared to that other half-human, half-vampire, Blade, and be found sadly wanting.

    But as for the trailer, loved the T-1000 type mirror the Queen has. And if Thor has any sense, he'll track down the bitch, cut out her sparkle-loving heart, and get paid.
     
  2. Hero of Stupidity

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    They always ruin our childhood. At least they should have choosen somebody who has at least a C-cup. I want to see running tits damn it. Also were are the dwarfs?
     
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    Republic The Snow Queen –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    This looked decent, up until I saw Snow-White in Knight's armor.
    Do not want.
     
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    It looks like it's going to be another shitfest, like the producer's Alice in Wonderland crapbucket. It's like people want to mix the battles of Lord of the Rings and fairytales, despite how little the massive battle scenes actually add to them.
     
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    Bump with the second trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebSZOlCnXq0

    Okay, now I'll say it: this is looking to be a good movie. Mirror, Mirror was a bit disappointing, but Snow White and the Huntsman has many of the hallmarks of a potential blockbuster. We have phantasmagorical figures, a captivating antagonist, and action sequences which could be riveting.

    My only concern is that this is merely a well-executed trailer for a paltry film, like Alice in Wonderland.

    On Kirsten Stewart, please distinguish your stance towards the actress from your stance towards Twilight. Be clear-sighted enough to recognise that an actor is not the character.

    If we can forgive Community's Chevy Chase for the dogshit that was Nothing but Trouble, we can potentially forgive Stewart for Twilight. Granted, this movie has to be like Community: actually good.

    tl;dr, give this movie a chance without dismissing out of hand.
     
  6. Castiel

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    Just saw the trailer. It does look interesting but not enough to go to the big screen. Will probably catch it on TV though.

    Also, is it me or is the music a rip off of Inception?
     
  7. Rapscallion

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    Yup, the music does resemble Inception's(Zach Hemsey's) "Mind Heist". I have heard few Hemsey's stuff and amazingly many of them also sound like "Mind Heist". :sherlock:
     
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    Stewart was good in Into the Wild, so I'm willing to believe that she can be good in this.

    So long as she keeps her lip biting to a minimum. It's worse than Emma Watson's eyebrow waggling.
     
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    It is going to be worth seeing for Charlize Theron alone. She is awesome.
     
  10. Iztiak

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    Hah, this. I wish the movie was a dark re-imagining where the evil queen wins. >_>
     
  11. Sesc

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    I said this D:

    There needs to be a version where Snow White dies because she's a dumb airhead, the queen poisons the good King, and then rules the kingdom with the Huntsman that killed Snow White. The dwarves can work as slaves in mines or something.

    Hollywood! Y U NO GIVE ME?!
     
  12. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    The evil queen winning is the overarching theme of ABC's 'Once Upon a Time' (which I admit is a guilty pleasure of mine).