Now, here's a guy who likes Dark!Harry, Independant!Harry, Smart!Harry AND dum dum dum SLASH.

This is from author's profile of ReflectionsOfReality (the author of Dark!Harry story 'Allusions of Power' that I'm eyeing right now).

Just to show that there are guys out there who like slash. Bi's and real gay's I guess...

 

I know this guy, read his work a LONG time ago, pretty decent. And I don't recall him carrying out that threat in that story.

That doesn't really explain much, though lol. A bi/gay guy liking/reading slash is different from a heteo guy reading/liking it. heck, because he's gay, I would think he have an aversion to reading hetero stories, and that's fine. The reviewers flaming him were pure dumb nuts though...

 

I don't know, haven't read the story yet... Just though to show that there are males out there liking slash...

 

... but they are gay :lol: Find me a male not gay who likes to read slash then. hmm well I remember one who didn't "mind" slash if the story was good..might be maho actually, forgot.

 

I think I've found one, but the story doesn't revolve around the relationship, the slash just 'adds' to it. Tastefully done, too, I might add. I think that story is the only slash story I have ever read and not been horrified.

 

The idea of Male-Male slash disturbs and sickens me because of my personal Heterosexual preference.

Female-Female slash doesn't bother me as much, but most of them are badly written sex-scenes.

 

Stained future writes the best sex scenes though i gotta admit... Anyway, no man in there right mind would enjoy reading slash, come on who seriously wants to hear about the poo pirating adventures of Potter and Malfoy? all slash authors deserve a good slashing with my sizziling wok of havoc! use your spork Raven im yet to see any death caused by your much lusted after kitchenware!

 

that was before their time, raven.

 

Ah yes, I remember the feartheturtle incident. It was pretty gory.

 

hah. no offense to the ladies on the board, but most women have absolutely no idea what they want, much less what other women want. despite whatever words they say to describe what they want - most times their actions prove differently.

if you want to know what chicks want, you have to ask a guy who's been successful with dating them.

 

No offense taken. That's actually true. I have no idea what I want in guys or any part of my life (well most). For example, if my parents ask what I want for dinner, I don't know is usually my answer. If they give me a list of what they'll make I can pick something. Female minds are very confusing. Mine's mush.

 

Yes, female minds are way too confusing, and mine is no exception.
If I want to make sure I will stick with something and not change my mind, I have to write up a legally binding contract and sign it in my own blood, then put it somewhere I can see the wording so I won't slip out of it. I actually do try to find loopholes later.

 

I usually just ask my female best friend what women want, as most of my male best friends are either A) Clueless, or B) Going out with really shallow girls.

If I don't ask Julia, then I just go with my instinct/intuition, as it is usually right

 

Lol i do the same thing. I was apparently presented with the gift of being attractive when born, so 80% of my friends conist of hot girls lol. Though unfortuantly only a couple are at all useful. Is it just me or do most hot girls tend to be stupid while the "ok" ones are smart and the greatest asset youll ever have in life lol?

 

I’m personally dating a girl right now and I honestly don’t know if I hate her or love her. (well love is too strong a word but its just a saying.)

Sometimes I will go out with her and I will have a blast, then out of no where, we will be talking and I will be bored out of my mind with her.
Now im not sure if that’s my fault or hers but im inclined to believe its hers because sometimes she adventures and fun sometimes she conservative and dull. And she switches between those two personalities faster then lightning. Girls are weird.

EDIT: lol Caztan i apologize i totally confused you with someone else sorry

 

really i wasnt aware i was 11? Im fairly positive im almost 17... And hottest parts of a girl is completely opinional. I personaly think it would be legs, ass, and face (I find no particular part of the face attractive, just the whole thing in general).

Edit: Lol Np Tobang.

 

The problem, as was said before, is that slash/femmeslash is usually the whole story. At least with (most) straight pairings, there's either a side story or the pairing itself is the side story, and there's a larger picture. I don't mind slash/femmeslash per se, even if it does nothing for me. The only time it disgusts me is when you see shit like this:

I'm sorry but if you get off on a 140 year old man sodomizing an 11 year old, you've got issues.

 

WTF?

I was utterly unaware that that many gay people even existed! Okay, i get that a lot of it is done by teenage girls, and I agree, but who the hell is their target audience?

There AREN'T that many gay people to read and enjoy the shit! Jesus, you know that in your entire class at school, there are like three homosexual people, including the two girls that bullshit about it.

My point is that of the people that read the stories on FF.Net, the number of people with a lifestyle like that are incredibly small.

I just can't understand it...what motivates people to write these severely angsty/depressing stories, turn Harry into a shit-stabber, and then sit back and wait for the "awesome" appreciative reviews of their drivel?

Forget the fact that it's just slash for a second, and think of this: the sex-scenes that they write are positively obscene and graphic...what with their avid descriptions of just exactly how Harry's colon was rubbing all over Snape's wang. Gross...

Pah...it all disgusts me.