This is hilarious. Had me laughing the whole way through. I can just imagine Harry making fun of Voldemort for picking such a bad host and such things...

He named his owl Voldemrot, though...LMAO!

5/5

 

Excellent story. I'm eagerly waiting for the next chapter.
I feel that her Harry is picking on Weasleys too much and his respect for Snape is concerning.
Move the story to the Humor section.

 

I don't think he's picking on the Weasley's too much at all. Fred and George seem to like him, and I can't imagine Bill caring much about his sarcasm. Plus, I always like seeing Molly/Ron/Ginny made fun of.

 

Heh, I like it. Too bad it's so short. I hate waiting for updates.

 

This is the first humor fic I have read in years that has actually made me laugh. I do like the way this story is being written, and I look forward to future chapters. I can't wait for the conversation between Harry and Riddle in second year.

 

Yeah I like it too. harry has the right attitude to finally get through school.
I want to read all about Harry buying his "magic wand".

 

HA! Newest chapter is just as funny as the ones before it. This fic wins.

 

Excellent new chapter. A bit too short to mine opinion but still loveable.
The beginning wasn't very strong but the chapter got betted towards the end.

 

I only just started the second chapter but I already think this is an exellent fic. I love sarcastic harry, he is such a funny little bastard. Thanks to him I lost my zippo while clutching my sides. The chapters are a little short but I can get past that.

 

Nice new chapter though it was disgustingly short. And I agree, the beginning wasn't great but you pulled it back at the end.

 

This is great. I love it.

Plot-wise nothing yet has pissed me off, other than spelling/grammar mistakes. Though now the author has a beta, so.

Definitely very recommended!

 

I'm still laughing my ass off at The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named. Like others have said, the chapter certainly started off weak, but she certainly ended it with a zinger.

Still a 5/5.

 

I couldn't quite figure out what to do with this chapter (though I'm sure there's a lot you can do with wands and all, but I'm not fond of shopping scenes) to make it funny, and I know it was weak. I was honestly worried about the story losing all of its sarcasm and humor as I went on because I'd written the first chapter a while back. I'm just hoping to pick the humor up a bit before the sorting scene, which I'm thinking will be in a few more chapters...but we'll just have to see.

And the chapters are short so I can keep them coming quickly...

 

That was a great chapter. I loved the Voldemrot comment at the end. Looking forward to more.

5/5

 

Hilarious fic, and although it's short, it had me laughing. Recommended!

 

The new chapter came out. I can't quite figure why money is an issue in this or why Snape would care. Does Harry have access to his vault in this?

 

Good-ish chapter. Not as many laughs as your others but meh. Maybe you're producing them TOO quickly (if such a thing can be bad).

 

I thought that, while this still wasn't up to par with your earliest chapters, it was still much better than last chapter. But I'm inclined to agree with MS, here. It seems like you've hit a rough patch and are starting to run out of material/scenarios for this time period. Maybe the next chapter should move along faster and get Harry to Hogwarts where you'll have much more opprotunities. Just think of it...you can make fun of Quirrel, Draco, Hermione, the Weasley's, and pretty much whoever you want. That's enough material to last you for a while.

Keep it up, update soon (or maybe, not too soon...)

 

i somehow can't see the Harry in this fic fucking Voldie. I can't see him fucking a guy at all. Any ship it does have will be hilarious though.

It is possibly the best fic I have read in quite a while.

 

I can't either, but can't you see him flirting with Voldie just to confuse him and get away?