Serious lack of teh sheep lubeage, eh?

Poor sheep, poor poor sheep.

 

You guys REALLY want to know the BEST way to have sex with a sheep?

Spoiler

EWWWW!! WHY WOULD YOU LOOK???!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???!!! I'M TELLING!!!!

 

What wrong with Fucking a sheep? I mean I would get it if it was a horse, but sheep are cool. There like all fluffily and when they give you that look.... you know things are going to happen.

 

Totally. And you KNOW that those sheep are BEGGING for it. You can see it those big brown eyes. The way they paw the ground with their hoof. Mmmmm. Who can resist?

 

I knew it! I just knew it! My whole beautiful, purty thread reduced to a sheep shagging contest. With comments on the horse variety!

 

I know I can't resist a good white sheep.

Also I would never tell anyone that I was involved in a sheep fucking contest.

 

Do you liked being KuntPunted for Stupidity?

Sheep, you see, are far more than a simple Aphrodisiac. They are power, cunning, simplicity and elegance, intelligence, and patience.

They are the epitome of everything Slytherin wants to be. Slytherins are posers. Jack Nicholson? A Poser. Llamas? Sheep wannabes.

Sheep have laid low, taking advantage of society's mollycoddling, observing, forever reporting to the SheepStar Battlestation (What you mortals call the Moon. Speilberg tried to warn you.) and faithfully sacrificing themselves to their cause all while introducing the BitchMonkeyHoeFag© virus into your systems, our newest ploy for World Domination after Brad Pitt, Slash Fics, Ann Coulter, Pornos, and George Bush.

Sheep are the highest on the evolutionary ladder, Sheepus SapienRaper. Although I have demanded that their cover be maintained by assigning them a lowly name, [SIZE=-1]Ovis aries, it does not diminish their superior intelligence.

IBM, our cover in the buisiness world, did not create Big Blue to defeat Gary Kasparov. It was a Sheep. Yes, a simple devious ploy consisting of a lamb, food, human sex toys, and a big blue box reduced one of the most intelligent men Earth has to offer to frustrated tears. Watch him cry as young Bar-Bar the Fluffy instructs his human slave to carry out his chess commands.

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So you see, Sheep are of an entirely superior Order. We have public hookers for our citizens.

And fluffy, tantalizing, erotic looking, and agonizingly sexy tails.

Cry Pitiful Humans. Weep and we might, just might pity rape you.
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Wow. I hope they take pity on me?

P.S. I HATE wool! Worst thing ever! And lamb chops? DISGUSTING!!

I want you to know, I also have a VERY strong back. I could easily carry 3 or 4 sheep and be their servant.

 

Chuck - You had better hate wool. My minions die for that shit.