I found this hilarious, it's basically an introduction from Lord Voldemort to new Death Eaters. Don't be put off by the fact that it's housed in Mugglenet.

http://www.mugglenet.com/funlists/deatheater.shtml

 

I read that. It's friggen hilarious.

 

This is why none of the Death Eaters helped him! It never said to!

Edit: Oops didn't see the post dates if i'm reading them properly. I hope not

 

Very amusing to say the least.

 

Amusing indeed. Good job on finding the link Taure.

 

That's from another list, "You Know You're Way Too Big a Fan of Harry Potter When..."

I actually do that, lol. It's pretty handy, filing people away as "Hufflepuffs" so you know what to expect of them later.

 

The first time I went to London after reading the books I actually wanted to see if gullible kids did this.
I was expecting a huge red stain but no joy.

The pet one I sadly did (my cat's called Severus), but that's because he's a nasty little thing that claws everyone. *Hangs head in shame*

They're actually quite funny does anyone have more links.
Litha

 

That was one of the most amusing things I've read in some time.

 

This one is more random than funny, but not a bad read.

Also on mugglenet. 121 ways to annoy voldemort.

 

good for a laugh..

 

You know, they now have a sign up at King's Cross station between Platform 9 and 10 warning people not to try to get through the barriers after a little 5 year old boy killed himself a few weeks ago by running head first into the wall at a full run.

 

OMG! Are you kidding me, where were the kids parents.
Please tell me you were being sarcastic.

I didn't think people would seriously try to get through, I'm truly shocked that someone let their kid try it.

Litha

 

Wow Taure, thats pathetic. Take a picture of it if you can and post it. That would be.. interesting to see.

and those links... really funny. good for amusement.

 

The whole list of mugglenet stuff is here but I'm sure everyone already knew that. If there really were a magical barrier there, they would have moved it as soon as they were found out, so the best thing to do is keep an eye out for people going through new walls. Heck, I've been trying to do stuff like that since long before HP, I always try for moving things with my mind and have been for years. No success yet I'm afraid. Still, one day...

 

ya i told my 9 year old cousin that the magical entrance in the U.S was found at the top of the statue of liberty, the kid ran right into the wall as fast as he could and ended up breaking his collarbone, it was funny as hell but i kinda felt bad afterwards..