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Spiders on Drugs

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by iLost, Jan 18, 2011.

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  1. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    Jan 18, 2011 #1
    Did a search and didn't find it, but thought it was hilarious. It seems so legitimate in the first part, too.

    Spiders on Drugs.
     
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  2. silverlasso

    silverlasso Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Jan 18, 2011 #2
    I wonder what would actually happen if spiders were dosed with those drugs...
     
  3. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jan 18, 2011 #3
    Oldie but goldie. I love the ending sentence.
     
  4. Portus

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    Jan 18, 2011 #4
    I went in thinking it was gonna be a serious vid. Boy was I pleasantly surprised.

    Best part? "The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for 'sucka's, waited until the caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass. <pause> Nice web, Mr. Crack Spider."
     
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  5. Richard

    Richard Supreme Mugwump

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    Jan 20, 2011 #5
    I've seen that video so many times the past couple of years, it's still fucking hilarious.

    "It didn't build a web, it built a hammock instead." Funny shit. It's been on my favorite list for the past 2 or 3 years now. I watch it now and again, and I still laugh at it.

    Edit: It's about as funny as the car video I posted here a few months ago.
     
  6. silverlasso

    silverlasso Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Jan 20, 2011 #6
    Can I get a link to that?
     
  7. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jan 21, 2011 #7
    Yes, it does have a legitimate effect on their web-building behaviour.

    Sauce.
     
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  8. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jan 21, 2011 #8
    silverlasso, Alindrome, JimmyCranberry