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Sree Pea - My Bestest Friend

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nuhuh, Jan 11, 2009.

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  1. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    Jan 11, 2009 #1
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    Sree pea
    Once touched his pee pee
    Found t’was so tiny-ee
    Ran to his mom-ee
    Cried: Look at my wee wee!
    Mommy sighed happil-ee
    “You’re just like your Dad-ee”


    ---​
     
    Sauce Bauss, Oz
  2. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 11, 2009 #2
    Wtf you whore.
     
  3. Oz

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    I ship Sree/Sree's mum. o/
     
  4. Poytin

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    Jan 11, 2009 #4
    Lol. This amuses me.
     
  5. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Jan 11, 2009 #5
    Hahaha. Wtf, Nuhuh? And Sree meant hor-ee.

    So. Done that, and now back to your stories. Shoo, shoo.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jan 11, 2009 #6
    QFT...


    Great poem, N.
     
  7. Orm Embar

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    Jan 11, 2009 #7
    I laughed.
     
  8. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Jan 11, 2009 #8
    I thought we had a poetry subforum for quarantining this sort of thing.
     
  9. Wildfeather

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    Jan 11, 2009 #9
    ...

    I just checked, we actually do....Which begs me to ask the question on (this poem not withstanding) we have a section just for poems? Was there a lot of this going on a long time ago...?
     
  10. MellowYellow

    MellowYellow Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    Jan 11, 2009 #10
    Thats hot :)
     
  11. Nuhuh

    Nuhuh Dastardly Shadow Admin Retired Staff

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    Jan 11, 2009 #11
    lol, this came about when I was trying to troll Sree one day in irc.

    He wouldn't pay attention to me, choosing instead to keep sparring with Tinn.

    And so, a poem in his honor was born.

    On a related note, he kicked me off the channel a lot that day.
     
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  12. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Sree does like to do that. He once chased me through like five channels before I conceded defeat. ;_;

    In other news, people should click the link in my sig. o/
     
  13. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Wow, two awesome things that made me laugh in one thread. ^^
    I'm saving that story.

    I really should get on IRC more...
     
  14. Aekiel

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    Great, I just got Ozrolled >_>.

    Also the poem rocks :D.
     
  15. Oz

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    Fuck yeah! Two more reviews. \o
     
  16. Gullible

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    Jan 11, 2009 #16
    How Oz managed to make a spelling mistake in that piece of ART is beyond me.

     
  17. Oz

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    Hey, song lyrics sites are all riddled with errors. I thought I'd caught them all. Also, I have no idea how to edit the story. =x
     
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  18. Blaise

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    @Oz: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ozroll ftw.

    I too ship Sree/Sree's mom, and Blaise/Sree's sister.

    Owai-
     
  19. Nullify

    Nullify Seventh Year

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    Jan 11, 2009 #19
    ...Ahahahaha. A work of genius.

    So was Oz's. Brought me to tears, moving and beautiful as it is.
     
  20. Xiph0

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    HAHAHAHA, oh fuck.
     
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