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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Dec 12, 2005.

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  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 12, 2005 #1
    Happy Birthday!

    Hope you have a great birthday! Your first tax year. Aren't you excited?
     
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Now you can help fund the country :roll:

    Cheers :cheers:
     
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    id say happy birthday but meh... just go buy a gun and shoot yourself.. it doesnt get any better...now youve gotta go be a manwhore and ya dont even get sex out of it.. just crap pay for 3x the work...

    isnt it exciting?
     
  4. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Happy 18th Birthday Sprisg!
     
  5. Cervus

    Cervus Raptured to Hell

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    Happy Birthday, young man!
     
  6. Xanatos

    Xanatos Professor

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    Dec 12, 2005 #6
    HAPPY HONAKA!
     
  7. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Happy Birthday!
     
  8. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Happy birthday!What are you gonna do for your birthday?
     
  9. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 12, 2005 #9
    happy birdseye cap'n
     
  10. Miss Selarne

    Miss Selarne Sixth Year

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    Dec 12, 2005 #10
    Happy Birthday! Now that you're 18, you can face the world and make it scream in terror! Or not...it's your birthday.
     
  11. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dude it only goes downhill from here. Get yourself 2 hookers, a bottle of viagra, and a bottle of anbasol, and screw till you have a heartattack.

    taxes, marriage, college, pathetic workforce wages while inflation drives the price of living skyhigh...

    Seriously, hookers+viagra man, think about it.

    nah, till next year: [​IMG]

    Happy B-day :twisted:
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Ah, thanks you guys! :D

    lol, You just had to remind me of all the troubles of being an adult, didn't you?
     
  13. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    :D 'Course
     
  14. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    Happy B-day mate...drink then drink more, you'll live better that way. :wink:
     
  15. DGD

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    Happy Birthday. Enjoy! As the government sucks your soul out, stomps on it, Wrap it up, put a bow on top and send it to (censored). :twisted:
     
  16. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

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    o_O you haven't payed any taxes yet? :evil: :evil: . Lucky bastard.
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Happy Birthday. Yes... i'm very late.
     
  18. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Haha, thanks again guys. Very exited to be 18, now maybe I can make a difference in who leads the country. :roll:

    My friend is apparently going to take me out to a strip club this weekend. Funny, since my friend is a girl. ::shrug::
     
  19. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Trust me, the strip club idea sounds hot until you date a stripper and find out just how dirty and disgusting those strip clubs are behind the scenes, trust me you don't ever, ever want to get a lap dance. Save yourself the cash and the bother and just rent a porno or get your friend drunk, it'll be cheaper in the end.
     
  20. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ::snorts:: Yeah, I don't really want a lap dance from a stripper. Don't want to celebrate my 18th birthday by getting an STD.
     
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