Your wrong so hush, Jedi Outcast was an amazing game.

 

Yes I still go on about Jedi Outcast, I'm defending it. I even provided a list that you failed to respond to. Therefore, in this discussion, Jedi Outcast > You by forfeit.

It's okay that you don't like it, I'd just like to know why. Pull Starkiller's cock out of your mouth and reply. Starkiller, I mean seriously, that was supposed to be Luke's surname in the original script. Lucas couldn't even think up a new name for a dude.

 

It also annoyingly turned the Rebel Alliance into the creation of a force wielder, rather than just a group of normal people, which I think kinda sucks. The thing I liked about the original trilogy was that they were, for the most part, just a bunch of non-force users, they didn't need the force to kick arse. To begin with at least.

 

Kyle Katarn. Enough said. It may be irrational, but I hate him. Too much Chuck like for my tastes.


And Silent Knight, from my point of view, it seemed like the Rebels in the Original Trilogy needed a Force User. Badly.

 

Wait, are you dissing Kyle Katarn and Chuck Norris? I fear that you are not long for this world, my friend. Also, the Rebels in the Original Trilogy did have a Force user. His name was Luke Skywalker.

And really, an average of 46.91 posts a day? Even Oz isn't that much of a post whore.

 

I like Chuck Norris. I dont like Katarn because I think of him as a poor imitation of the greatness that is Norris.

And Luke didnt join the Rebellion as a Force User until the last years.

 

Considering the entire point of one of the plots was Luke getting in contact with Obi Wan, saving Leia and joining the Rebels against Vader ... You're kind of far off on that point.

You just don't stop failing. The only combination of words in those sentences that have ever been used before are "Norris is a poor imitation of Greatness." Chuck Norris hasn't been in a good movie once since Bruce Lee died.

The closest Norris ever came to being awesome was being able to write on his resume that he was a student of Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris is a poor man's redneck Bruce Weeabo.

 

Sigh, I dont like Chuck Norris as a person. I lol with the jokes about him, thats what I like. And I know these jokes are too old nowadays, but I only recently discovered them(being in Greece and all) so they're still funny to me. Allow me at least this much.

And Luke was a fully fledged Force User only in ROTJ.

 

Didn't see it mentioned earlier in the thread, but it has been confirmed that Bastila Shan had at least one child, which eventually led to Satele Shan. It's rumoured quite heavily that Revan was the father.

Beyond them both having a big manly beard I really don't see the resemblance.

It's how not great Chuck Norris is, that makes him great; he's awesome simply because he isn't. I mean, a karate kicking cowboy? That's so stupid it's awesome. A soldier firing rockets from launchers placed on his motorcycle in midair? That's just silly.

At least you can take Kyle Katarn seriously. And considering the universe he's from, that's saying something.

 

Thank you.

 

D'aww, you're welcome, dude.

 

:| Don't encourage it.

They were never funny to begin with, so you're still a little late on the uptake.

 

Two words: Fuck Chuck.

Let's get this thread back on track. The Ewoks movies, where do they fit into the timeline? I consider them Star Wars EU.

 

By canon timing, after the Ewoks animated series and between V and VI.

A better question would be, why have they not all been killed? D:

 

WTF?!?!

/me goes to look ...


WTF?!?!

Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure

 

Dude, wasn't there a droids animooted series with the ewoks too? I'd check but im on my my mobile right now and service is sucking like a hungry fag.

 

Oh, a Kyle Kataran> Galen Marek on so many levels.
Can someone ban Republic21.... please?
And was I the only one who loved the trick in the Jedi Knight series (Academy, Outcast) where you force choke the opponent and then throw your lightsaber at them for an insta-kill? I always thought that was so clever.

 

Yea. >_> Star Wars Droids. The "adventures of C-3P0 and R2-D2" between episode 3 and meeting Luke. :| Terribad doesn't describe it.

I would, but I used my one reasonless ban of the month on frogs. :|

But no, I did enjoy the hell out of that. So many neat ways to kill and dismember people. Is it a wonder JK was awesome?

 

That was totally not reasonless >.>

He was an irritating trolling fuckwit.

The games I always remember are the X-Wing vs Tie Fighter series. Absolutely loved those when I was younger.

 

And now I massively feel the need to re-play Jedi Outcast again, I need a Star Wars fix dammit.