(Halo? Fuck you, that game sucks).

Stupid whore that's likely to give birth in a bathroom, then proceeded to try to kill it in one of the toilets.

 

A woman who should be in the kitchen making sandwiches.

Edit: Too fast for me.

Greasy, pale man that will never see a human vagina IRL because he's a slave of to his computer.

 

Hillbilly with enough guns to fill two gun racks. Hes probably driving a tractor right now.

 

Holy shit. Jesus?

 

Apparently a man that not only had two gun racks and drives a tractor, but it also a fundamentalist who sees God in everything from the shape of his own shit, to the cockroach scuttling down the wall of his trailer.

 

Slightly odd clerk who enjoys helping people find suitable printer cartridges. Goes home at night to his computer and pet cat (jasper?). Occasionally leaves his stationary porn to seek actual human contact. Woos insecure fugs back to his place and seduces them in the ambiance of neon keyboard accessories.

 

You are the person who makes a huge long post on which version of GTA 4 is better and your opinion is that the 360 version is better because you bought the 360 and you want other people to waste their money o buying a 360 and if anyone disagrees with you, you go crazy psychotic and destroy Jack Thompsons house.

EDIT: You have a T-Rex vs Spinosaurus fetish.

 

One of the only two homosexual teachers in a school full of horny and- sadly for him- mostly straight teen males. Therefore spends all of his time trying unsuccessfully to flirt with the other teacher who actually is getting some and wants no part- literally- of his ugly ass. Sucky life.

 

An unsuccessful, bondage-obsessed ninja wanna-be who fails at cooking.

 

Half-Blood Prince accuses many of being homosexual while he and his identical twin experiment in their one bedroom apartment, despite knowing that their parents have installed video cameras behind their matching NC State teddy bears.

EDIT: And evantide is an overweight fifteen year old who enjoys helping his mom cook hearty meals and then "spicing them up" by jizzing all over them and pretending the semen is sugar.

 

Someone who completely believed evantide was spicing up said hearty meals with "sugar", until the first bite.

 

Dick-girl masturbating with said "Inanimate Object."

 

Jon. A stereotype in itself.

 

Good one.

The guy with seven kids: one from his mom, two from his sister, 3 from seperate cousin's, and the last isn't yours, but you're to stupid to tell the baby's black.

 

Hermaphrodite from San Francisco: Male CEO by day, Kinky prostitute by night.

 

Beverly Hills Ninja, weapon of choice-whatever the fuck that is in your avatar lol

(electric egg beater?)

 

It's got a crank handle, blindy.

/ignore post.