Eragon fangirl.

 

Dragonrider: Wannabe DLPer
Belra: Reason why Cork sucks

 

Blaise: Someone who got in trouble in school for being loudly honest.

 

Dragonrider: Class snitch

 

The kid who makes the teacher's life hell, but in 10 years time ends up being a PE teacher. A PE TEACHER!

 

One of the teachers who helped made adolescence the miserable experience it is.

 

Crazy bitch who knows every single thing about killing a person, stealthy or not.

 

Frenchman. A word that encompasses the worst dregs of society. The cattle rapists, the pedophillic, the unwashed, the cowards, and the AIDs infested.

Dark Belra is a frenchman.

 

Secretly aspires to move to Cork.

 

Has stereotyped and been stereotyped too many times in this thread.

 

Orphan boy using the internet of the local library. Aspires to be part of the upper echelons of society.

 

Irish homeless guy who peeks in people's windows, and uses the internet when people leave the room.

 

Coffee addict obsessed with all things 'DEEEPPPP MAANNNNNN.'

 

Fears egg beaters because as a little kid he stuck his penis in one and turned the crank.

 

Tried too hard to be cool in preschool, labeled by other toddlers at a poser.

 

Thinks too much about preschoolers. Especially when he is fapping.

 

Fondly remembers the first time he stuck his penis in an egg beater.

 

Fondly remembers the first time he had his best friend shove an eggbeater in his ass. Has been having mad, kinky, gay love with said best friend for the last five years- since they were both twelve, mind you.

 

HBP = The best friend, who then asked for his turn - but with an electric mixer instead.