Thank you.

 

Here's one from me: The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond

 

I tried that one it was pretty interesting. Macnair certainly caught my attention, but by the time I was five or six chapters in it didn't really feel like it was going anywhere fast. Is he supposed to be a good or evil DE?

Firebird's Son was kinda meh to me. Darthmars is a hit or miss author for me.

 

Well, if you must know:

Spoiler

Macnair is an axe-wielding madman. And you should know by now there's no such thing as a good DE.

Darth Marrs loves his grimdark. He really, really loves his grimdark.

Spoiler

In order for Luna's Fallopian tubes to be healed, which were ruined in the first place by witches that didn't like her mother and what she was doing, they fuck/rape her with huge horse-cock shaped dildo which has 50/50 chances of killing her.

 

Repeating the request:

 

It took me 10 seconds to google these three:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5502070/1/Harry-potter-and-the-underground

Harry potter and the underground
By: Basill
Harry wishes himself away, my take on the Labyrinth and Harry Potter cross over.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Jareth, Harry P. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 105 - Updated: Nov 11, 2009 - Published: Nov 10, 2009 - Status: Complete - id: 5502070 ​

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8848108/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Goblin-King

Harry Potter and the Goblin King
By: Dominicboo1
Jareth was friends with James before the death of the Potters, so he adopts Harry Potter. Harry winds up loving his new "father", but little does the boy wizard know Jareth has big plans for him whether he likes them or not.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Jareth, Harry P. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Published: Dec 29, 2012 - id: 8848108​

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1438954/1/Harry-Potter-Heir-of-the-Underground

Harry Potter, Heir of the Underground
By: Phoenix Blizzard
AU: At the age of five years old Harry and Dudley watch The Labyrinth and Dudley wished Harry away, the Goblin King has a problem because a wish is a wish but Harry is Harry Potter
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Harry P., Lucius M. - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 245 - Updated: Feb 19, 2004 - Published: Jul 22, 2003 - id: 1438954 ​

 

Oh, and a fourth, a oneshot:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4293680/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Goblin-King

Harry Potter and the Goblin King
By: Lucillia
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Jareth, Harry P. - Words: 830 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 122 - Published: Jun 1, 2008 - Status: Complete - id: 4293680 ​

 

Anyone know where I can get a copy of Sanitarium, by Greensl33ves?, from what I understand she took down most of her stories

 

I have a copy in .rtf format. See attached zip file. View attachment Sanitarium by Greensl33ves.zip

 

cheers, thanks!

 

I am looking for a story set during GoF. It is after Harry's name came out of the goblet, and he finds it in some unused classroom or something. Then something happens with the goblet and James and Lily Potter emerge along with their kids from some alternate dimension of something. They tell people that they hid there when they learned that Voldemort would target them and the bodies found in Godrics Hollow were golems. They also tell people that Harry is actually just a golem as well and the real Harry came with them to this other dimension. The fic ends with Harry dying at the graveyard i think.
Does anyone recognise this?

 

The Substitute by BajaB

 

Hi I'm looking for a fic where Harry travels to an alternate universe whereby his alternate self is married to Lucius. Alternate-Harry hates Lucius though and later on he dies (I think he died because he was giving birth) and then Harry takes his place. In the end, Harry and Lucius falls in love. I really love this story but cannot remember the name or author so any help would be great! Thank you

 

No.

Turn around and think your life through.

 

You've come to the wrong place. DLP has a very, very low tolerance for slash fics, and that tolerance goes down to zero when it involves shitbabies.

We'd rather pretend that such fics not exist. If shitbabies is your fetish, then that is something that I'd be happier not knowing. Keep it out of here.

 

You don't want to read this dumb fic.

You want to go home and rethink your life.

 

I recall this fic! It was released in an official document about torture material used in Guantanamo.

 

Why is there no thumbs down option?

By the way, I'm looking for a fanfiction that isn't a story but rather an essay style fic. It's written by Hermione and describes Harry's banishment from the wizarding world and how he proceeded to give magic to everyone else. I think Neville became a parapalegic and was given a exoskeleton. I can't be sure but it might have been either 15k orr 25k in length. It was definitely only one chapter. I THINK the word magitech was used but can't be sure and Google isn't being helful.

 

He wasn't banished. Both Harry and Neville were taken as young boys, and put through training, and magically made older. But once not needed, Ministry stopped paying or something, and the lack of the potions (?) kills him. Harry goes and creates two companies - one muggle, called something illusions, and one magical, called illusions of something (something like that. They have reversed names and I think one word is illusions).

It was posted on ao3.

Edit: ah yeah, found it. Disillusion by esama - http://archiveofourown.org/works/1149623