Subject: If I could only be... by just dont tell my mum - k+

JoJo23 · Sep 23, 2009

Harry potter sighed to himself, he was in the car going home from the station for the summer holidays, for most children this is considered a time for jubilation but in Harry’s case as always it was different, this was due to the simple fact that Harry was a wizard and attended Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry.
“Boy, have you been listening?” bellowed his uncle unnecessarily loudly.
“Sorry, sir,” mumbled Harry, “I had a hard year”
“So I suppose that was why those people threatened us, what lies have you been telling them?”
“I told them nothing they used the evidence they found in front of their eyes when went back to our world…” replied Harry angrily
“how dare you speak to me like that” roared Vernon, “now boy, Marge is coming to stay for the week beginning the thirtieth of July, you will be on your best behaviour is that understood?”
“If she insults my parents or my family then she will pay the price, I didn’t want to come back this summer, Dumbledore force me to…”
“Who is this Dumbledore?”
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Yeah... No.

Needs removal from DLP.

Schrodinger · Sep 24, 2009

“Who is this Dumbledore?”
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I'm pretty sure the Dursleys knew of Dumbledore.

Gabrinth · Sep 24, 2009

Yea, this should not be in the library.

SEG-CISR · Sep 25, 2009

“If she insults my parents or my family then she will pay the price”
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This line is frighteningly familiar. I've seen it thrice so far this month.

naidrodro · Oct 1, 2009

How on Gods green earth did this manage to get into the library?

1/5. This is not Harry Potter. This is some 12 year old's imagination run wild after taking some very potent halucinagens.

Veri · Oct 1, 2009

DLP had lower standards back in 2006.

Pacb · Oct 11, 2009

All I think anyone could say about this story is Why God Why? 0/5

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