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Team Edward Here to Stay!

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    You fucking sympathizer!

    If you think Mr. Smarmy Grin is going to make you governor of glitter-town, you can think again! You'll be used and tossed away like... like... something that gets used and tossed away... you know, in a Twilight appropriate manner.
     
  2. afrojack

    afrojack Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Like an actual copy of Twilight? I can see no viable use but as something like toilet paper. Although it may leave a rash...

    Although I guess no one actually uses the book...
     
  3. JWH

    JWH Unspeakable

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    I love this day so fucking much. :awesome

    Great work, Lord Ravenclaw (and others ?)! Lovin' the Robot Unicorn Attack as well !
     
  4. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    A rash, precisely!

    They tell you it's sparkles... it's actually a full-body herpes outbreak.

    Just think how much VD you can pick up in a few centuries.
     
  5. silverlasso

    silverlasso Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    I approve of this change in direction. It's high time we accepted Twilight for what it is.
     
  6. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    I'm posting this solely because I want to see what my avatar looks like.

    I mean... Team Edward 4eva!!!!!!
     
  7. Dilla

    Dilla Seventh Year

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    I'm sad that mines isn't a robot.:(

    Edit: And it's not green, either. Damn.
     
  8. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    It's true, Twilight > HP.

    Bella is just so much stronger and well thought out than Harry is.

    And Edward is just a hunk.
     
  9. Flaylda

    Flaylda Second Year

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    Holy creepin' fuck.
    My eyes bled.
     
  10. Teresoul

    Teresoul Seventh Year

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    Damn... Just as I joined... :mad:

    Should have been celebrating the twins' birthdays, and this shit should have gone on Halloween or some such...

    Right next to the dark lord wannabe's picture is his name... only his surname should have double l (you wrote it as Culen). No one will appreciate a Dark Lord Wurst.
     
  11. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Please don't change this when the day is over. Or at least save the template.
     
  12. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    Atleast it's not fucking pink.

    And I would totally do Bella.

    I say ship REGGIN/BELLA

    EDIT: lol random!unicorn avatar?
     
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  13. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    My unicorn avatar is the best.
     
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  14. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    You need to have your eyes checked. :awesome
     
  15. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    Haha, but you forget... I had my finger on the 'save as MHT' button.

    Away with you and your mind-fuckery!
     
  16. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    *waves his hand*

    I am not the Vampire you are looking for.
     
  17. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    It's cool, guys, he's not the vam-

    Hey!
     
  18. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    So.

    I'm thinking of writing this fic, where instead of sparkling, vampire's GLOW.

    Fucking genius, right?
     
  19. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    GLOW?

    Gorgeous Lads on Werewolves? It's been done, man.

    I- I still have the nightmares. :puke:
     
  20. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    >_> blast, foiled yet again.