Can I just be the first to say; fucking yikes!

Seriously, I don't mean to presume what every DLP member is like but I'm reasonably sure that most us say what we think. We are brutally honest, we are harsh, its just the way things are. Don't get upset about it and keep cool. An apology will usually make everything alright.

I, honestly, didn't realise at the start of the topic that you meant about Harry Potter. I'm not sure how you navigate this forum but I usually do it by clicking up at the top, and going onto the New Posts. On New Posts, I click on the topic name, not bothering to look at the forum. I don't know if a lot of us do this, but I for one didn't know where it was in the Real Life forum or the Fanfiction forum.

Yarrgh, mate, you might have over-reacted a little , but still, NHeretic, there's no reason to shout and scream like a toddler not getting his way. If you want to argue about something, then feel free to do it - we have arguements all the time on this board. Just do it all calm and collected like Otherwise, you're gonna get spanked by the Banstick.

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I'd find it brilliantly amusing if Harry woke up and it was all a dream; I'd feast on the raging fanboards and the howls of agony from places like MuggleNet and other places. In fact, I'd email JK just to congratulate her. I'd set the email subject name as "Nice one!" to differentiate it from all the hate-mail coming from lots of people. It's probably a little wrong that I actually want JK to do this , especially since I've invested so much time into all things Harry Potter, but hey.

 

Yes. Look at your first post in this thread and tell me what I'm supposed to infer.

Alright. Its called General Discussion. As in...General. Not specific, but general. Okay?

Now...you say its about Harry Potter. Okay. That's great. What about it? With a post as helpful as ">______________________>", there are just about a trillion things that one can 'infer'.

You titled the thread as 'How would you react if it was all a dream?'

Okay...let me give you a few ways in which this can be interpreted:

1) How would you react if the whole HP-Series was a dream? I mean...if Harry Potter woke up at the end of the seventh book, only to find that he was sitting in his cupboard, and that the whole events of the 7 books had just been a hella wacky dream.

2) How would you react if you, the user woke up tomorrow and realized that the last few years of your life was just a dream? I mean...that you had imagined the whole Harry Potter series, that it was just a wierd dream that you had.

3) How would you react if DLP was a dream, that this whole Harry Potter forum was just a figment of your imagination?

...

You see where I'm going? There are an innumerable amount of ways to interpret what you posted.

Now note this: A bunch of users have asked you to elaborate on what you're talking about.

What did you do? Let me show you:

So...do you see what I'm saying? In the four or so posts that you've made in this thread, not one has clarified what you're talking about, despite posters asking you to. Instead, you whine like a baby, shout and throw a tantrum when people rightfully call you an idiot.

So...explain what the hell you mean. We get the point that it's about Harry Potter...but specifically what? Instead of screaming, your post could simple have said "Oh, my bad. Here, this is what I mean, guys..."

Element: I know...but its deserved. I wasn't feeling all that pleasant, so...meh.

 

I did apologize, and all you did was chew me out some more. Sorry for getting pissy.

 

Ookay, I just discovered the canon sub-forum...

I'll shutup now. Sorry guys.

 

Yes, please shut up.

As for the topic, which we all agree is about HP now right? OK good. Just making sure because the first post is so vague... If it was all a dream, meh, it would suck but it wouldn't be the end of the world. I'd rather it be real but I've honestly thought about writing a fic where it was a dream. Never got around to it though, and I probably never will.

 

I wish this thread was just a dream.

 

Nameless Heretic, with this thread you have strengthened the case for post partum abortions.

Congratulations.

 

You really like to drag it out, don't you?

 

You should have ended up a stain on your parents sheets. I'm not psychic and I don't have teh magik powahs -- so I can't read your mind through a screen.

Plus you doubleposted like a moronic noob.

 

M'kay. Sorry for the double post, I try not to do that.

Concerning you comment about me being a stain on the sheet, FUCK YOU.

Also, I already apologized for everything, I'm sorry. Can we just drop it?

 

I took the liberty of looking at your ff.net profile. I include several exerts I find interesting:

And yes we are dragging this out, because we don't appreciate trollers and flamers here. Go back to SIYE.

 

If you want to drop it, I would suggest not saying FUCK YOU to someone, no matter if what they say winds you up or not. Especially when you've been a bit of a cockhead.

 

I'd rather you not fuck me... I don't know where you've been -- probably just your hand, but who knows -- it could have been a fat transvestite hooker for all I know.

Don't fuck me, fuck yourself

 

Let me summarize this for you...



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Have a nice day

 

Your apology was an example of you being a concieted piece of shit, to be quite frank.

Here it is:

See? That was you being a condescending asshole and pretending like your words are emotive enough to make us read your mind regardless of the most undescriptive abortion of a first post.

 

Okay, when was the last time I mentioned anything concerning Ginny? Tell me Taure, when have brought up that issue outside of my introduction?

andiais, I am dropping it. That was just my last little angry yell.

Giovonnie, the word fuck origninally comes from a german word meaning 'to strike,' I believe. Don't flatter yourself by assuming I meant the sexual meaning of the word.

Dear Pirate king, I wasn't mocking you. I just sometimes talk like that. I didn't mean to sound like I was making fun of you.

 

Heretic, while the root of fuck is german meaning 'to strike' in the English language, which I assume we are all speaking in, the word fuck is a slang term for fornication.

However, I do realise that sometimes people can get confused about what language they are speaking in. Especially if their IQ is below 70. It's okay. There are support groups for that and we can get you to the help that you need. Don't be afraid to let it out little man. There are people who are here to assist you in your mental difficulties.

- V

 

Jesus Christ.

Don't flatter yourself by assuming that he, I or any of the other posters on this forum, give a shit about what you think. This thread quite easily established the fact that you aren't one to be taken seriously, and it certainly does not exaggerate your intellect.

Now, shut up, and stop making immature posts.

 

You're not very good at the whole, "drop it and leave it alone thing are you?" Just keep digging kid, just keep digging.

/me pops some popcorn over the flames in this thread and sits back in his comfortable chair.

 

I would advise you stop digging now. The hole you are digging yourself into is only getting deeper. Trying to sound intelligent just makes you look like a fool.

You haven't but this thread throws your whole character into question, so all of your posts must be looked at.