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Tell me, DLP, how would you react if it was all a dream?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nameless_Heretic, Jul 30, 2006.

  1. Nameless_Heretic

    Nameless_Heretic Backtraced

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    XFD

    Ah, that was fun. Alright then, bye guys, it's been a blast.

    ^(^_^)
     
  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    First off, if you are going to make an attempt at sounding smart then you need to spell my name right. It may be Italian in it's origin, but it isn't that hard to spell, it is after all plastered right next to my posts.

    Oh so we're doing word entymology now? That's nice (and fun) unfortunately for you, conversation on this board is held in a mix of modern English vernaculars from around the world. In all modern English vernacular the word 'fuck' has a solely sexual connotation. Don't flatter yourself by assuming that I'll do the duties your hand/the tranny hooker took up.

    Hey Yarrgh: I think what he's trying to say is that he wants your sexeh body. Looks like you're gonna have to join me on the run.
     
  3. Nameless_Heretic

    Nameless_Heretic Backtraced

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    Still accusing me of being homosexual? XD
     
  4. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    No, no accusation. The way your avatar looks from the crotch upwards is a definite sign. Now shut up.
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Accuse? No, I think the word you are looking for is 'imply'.

    Accuse connotes that there is something wrong with homosexuality. And honestly, your post telling me that you wished to "Fuck" (have sex with) me is doing you no favors.

    In short, I am flattered that your disgusting ass wants to have sex with me (and I am sure that Yarrgh is too), however I -- like Yarrgh -- would prefer to remain disease free.
     
  6. Spacks

    Spacks Order Member DLP Supporter

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    FFS, dude.

    You're not wanted here. So, pack ya bag and fuck off home, you filthy little assbandit.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    I don't want to get involved in this grilling, but I couldn't resist the chance to post this pic.
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  8. Xenon

    Xenon Professor

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    By the way, I AM mocking you.
     
  9. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    Nameless Heretic you dealing with the higher end of the hierarchy al DLP.
    So if want to live dont ask them to fuck you.



    Check your spellings before posting. origninally....there is a spell check for a reason.

    Also if want to post have the sense of researching what you post.
    FUCK=Fornication Under Consent of King

    It was the permission people took back in the old days from the king before copulating.

    Now that I am done imparting my knowledge on the unworthy likes of you.
    My message.
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    Okay, okay....now it's one thing to rip the guy a new one for being a dumbass--but must you guys toss around such a hateful word like that?


    EDIT:
    *then again, does not wish to become target in this heated bashing, so clamps mouth shut*
     
  11. Nexus

    Nexus Denarii Host

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    It isnt his first mistake that has gotten DLP heated up......it his pig headedness to continue arguing.
    I mean really he told Gio to fuck off....
     
  12. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Yeah, it is kinda annoying to see it plastered all over the thread -- especially given my own views on the subject (which have been made abundantly clear in several threads over at MD).

    Although personally I loved the one Nexus put up -- great jab at the GOP.

    Kendra: I wouldn't worry too much about being ripped a new one for raising a voice in protest. You're not the target in this thread.
     
  13. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    And the funniest thing is, he hasn't even clarified what he meant yet.

    That could mean any number of things.

    1. Tell me, DLP, how would you react if Harry Potter (the series) was all a dream.

    2. Tell me, DLP, how would you react if Harry Potter (the character) was all a wet dream of Ginny's.

    3. Tell me, DLP, how would you react if Harry Potter's life in the series was all a dream, and the series started over with him getting his first letter.

    Way to make a good impression, dumbass.
     
  14. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    Well if he meant what would we do if JKR ended the series with Harry waking up to discover it was all just a dream--I would send her hate mail and curse her name. That would be the biggest fucking ripoff ever. She has to be smarter than that--that's like some shit out of soap opera land. Like on that show Dallas when one of the popular characters got killed and then on the series finale his girlfriend woke up to discover that the previous two years worth of epps had been "just a dream". Bull-fucking-shit.

    Now--if you meant what would we do if we woke up to discover that the Harry Potter books were all a dream--well that's just stupid. I don't understand why I would be dreaming of reading, writing fanfiction about, and discussing some book online...
     
  15. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    The "all a dream" cop-out is something they do in soap operas quite often. It's quite frankly cliche and an expected plot twist. That said... I can't believe I missed this slaughter.
     
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