I hate you.

 

You utter fucking prick.

 

Burn it, please burn it.

 

You got trapped too? I thought it quite lulzy up until then.

 

lol I thought it was obvious

 

Trapped and closed all my other pages.

EDIT:

We all knew it was going to be something like that it was the trapping part that fucked us over.

 

Thank God for Firefox.

 

I've seen it before, I'm sorry I didn't make it in time to warn you all.

That link is fucking annoying.

 

On the bright side, I pm'd it to Oz.

/Me walks away laughing maniacally.

EDIT; /Me returns somberly. He has firefox. I fucking hate firefox.

 

Heh, I think I might take this up.

I'm going to modify it, however, so Harry doses Ginny with Amortentia as well, making her attracted to her youngest brother. While the Weasleys are distracted trying to prevent incest and beaver-rape, Harry is free to date Luna/Daphne/Susan/Every Female at Hogwarts.

On another note, I'm not a fan of Harry/Daphne, and I freely admit that's because of fanon. If she's the Ice Queen of Hogwarts (TM), then why the fuck would Harry even be interested? Maybe if she wasn't a complete bitch...

IE peasant. Ahahahahahahaha.

 

You don't like Daphne? It's okay I took care of it for you. You can thank me however you see fit.

 

I already had a Ravenclaw in Harry's growing Harem. He's not prejudiced; he embraces women of all races.

...and if it only stopped there.

 

Why do you insist on spelling it wrong all the time?

 

Fleur isn't in Hogwarts, and if you try feeding me that "apprentice nurse" bullshit I will castrate you.

 

Let's go with, she has to go to Hogwarts to teach astronomy.

 

Read the post again, retard.

 

I'm not doing anything against you, I'm just talking to Serrie.

Has anyone seen a Harry goes to Mexico?

 

I never understood how people could mispell "Fleur", anyway. "Hermione", yeah, but "Fleur"? Come on. "Ou will stick it een me."

IllegalMexicanImmigrant!Harry can be found here.

 

Stop fucking calling me Serrie!!!!!!!

And no, mexico!Harry would be cool.

 

Doctor, I just read your story over at 'sadistic slayer of sickening smut. From now on, anything you write, anything at all - it will be forever tainted in my mind.

Problem with Daphne is, Big D and Jeconais. Now ever two bit fangirl who wants to write darkbutnotevil (ie. fail) Harry has to have Daphne be the mysterious Ice Queen. Nurse Fleur, on the other hand. is perhaps the second tool of your virgin fanboy.