I'm embarrassed to be human.

 

Hag'cissa = Fail with a dash of Herpes.

 

The half-giant strain of herpes.

 

The discussion about wizarding herpes has got me thinking: how does the wizarding world feel about those who are either crippled, senile, or infected with a socially unacceptable disease?

Given that only a few characters are given a disability, and none are given a disease in canon, we can't really draw any conclusions about social stigmas, leaving it a blank slate.

That being said, here's an anti-cliche: Aids!Harry. Let's see how everyone at Hogwarts treats Harry now that he's infected with AIDS. Keeping it angst-free would be difficult, but not impossible. In fact, it could make for lulz.

 

As long as he didn't get the disease from Draco, it's fine by me. Because in fanon everyone always says wizards don't catch the same diseases. I think it would be interesting if they did. Another question, what if wizards had the cure for aids and cancer and didn't tell the muggles? That'd be interesting.

 

I love it. It isn't even a matter of revealing their society. The wizards don't care period.

 

And why should they? Wizards deal with shit like Dragon Pox, Spattergroit, and splinching accidents.

Harry Potter: I have Herpes from buttsecks with Draco (waah!)

Joe Wizard: I splinched my dick INTO my ass. Man up.


I don't think wizards can contract even the most severe of muggle viruses/diseases; if uncontrolled magic can help Neville bounce when thrown from a window, I think they'll have an easier time of keeping the dirty semen/blood/she-spunk out of a wizard's body.

 

OK Just but imagine if the Prime Minister or the Queen found they could cure any or every muggle disease and the wizards say screw you. That'd start a war between muggles and wizards. I think it may be something interesting to explore.

 

No they wouldnt, in reality the wizards would wand rape them before they came within ten feet of the big red button.

 

You know what I'd like to see? An unknown-Harry. A world in which no one knows Voldemort is dead, they all live in fear, despite his "disappearance."

Hence we eliminate the "I'm too famous, whaaaaaa!" Harry and replace with "I'm gonna rule these cowardly fucks!" Harry. A true Slytherin, in the other meaning. The one about ambition.

 

Assuming they knew what the fuck it was, which they wouldn't - because wizards cares as much about muggle warfare as they do about AIDS.

Anyways, before this degenerates into Wizard vs. Muggles version eleventy billion:

I want to see Dursleys that aren't fucking retarded. They don't have to treat Harry as an equal or start calling him "son" or whatnot, but let them be as retarded as canon portrays.

I also want to write a HP/Chronicles of Riddick Xover - it's been bouncing around in my head for ages, but my lack of motivation most likely won't see it through.

 

There's a story where the Dursley's make Harry fear magic, instead of not telling him. That is considerably smarter, I suppose.

Also, it would be funny to see Jew!Harry Muslim!Voldemort.

 

Comedy Gold.

There are a tons of them...

And from the summaries, every one of them involves Harry and Riddick fucking each other in the ass.

Good luck with breaking the trend.

 

Write it goddamn you.

From the things that I've seen you write (Draco Kill-Off), you're a pretty good author. So go out and write the idea that you posted in this topic.

 

*Sigh* There just would be buttsecks. Fucking Vin Diesel fangirls.

Since joining DLP I tend to only read fics brought to the attention of the forum, so luckily I haven't run across any of that.

Meh. That reeks of a certain Dave Chappelle skit, where he plays a blind white supremacist who doesn't know he's black. Link me to the story though if you have it.

LOL. The stereotypes that would play out in that fic....so numerous...

 

Harry: I got money?
Hagrid: Yes, and your very famous. You helped a lot of people.
Harry: And that money, it's all mine, right?

 

Wizards get the flu/common cold, that's why they have pepper-up potion.

 

[FONT=arial,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]conjoined/[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif][SIZE=-1]Siamese twins!Harry. In the magical world you can't heal it with babies and James and Lily aren't happy about the survival rate with the muggle way.

This can obviously go in different directions. A sad little story of them breaking apart, or "two boys who lived are better than one."

It will probably suck if it isn't well done, but it could be a good idea to an experienced author who won't make it a sad little story of two little boys who could.

Also a possibility, make them hate each other and see the interaction.
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How about a Ron who isn't a human garbage bin?

(Maybe he's a cum dumpster instead...)

 

The only way that that idea would actually work would be if a good author made a parody type fic out of it.