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The "awesomely bad" fanfics thread

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    It looks like a bad case of plagiarism.
     
  2. ChuckDaTruck

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    Iffy.


    Does he "borrow" other ideas from you? If not, then I say let it go. If the dude snatches other ideas from you than complain about his ass. Is it similar, Absolutely. The same? No. If he comes this close again THEN file for plagiarism.
     
  3. ChuckDaTruck

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    Dear Diary by Potterlady

    Just AWFUL here is ALL of Chapter 1



    FYI this is not a comedy its listed as "romance/humor" which flufffy shit and stupid jokes that aren't really funny.
     
  4. Dark Syaoran

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    This is fucked.
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yep, I've gotten 28530 hits, like 40 c2 groups, 200 favorite lists, and then like 140ish story alertes, but I'm only pushing 172 reviews. Granted I usually don't review a story I read, or when I do, I review when I hit the last chapter, instead of each chapter.

    I've actually gotten a few emails about that story now that I check the email I had attached to ff.net. I guess I'll let it go, but considering all the ways to describe that, to pick an indentical way isn't likely.

    But then again, the-dreamer4 should be much, much more pissed off about it.
     
  7. LT2000

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    33 hits per review is not an uncommonly low average. My most recent chapter of Prince of Darkness is circa 4500 hits with 64 reviews, which comes out to over 50 hits per review. Here are my stats, just because we're apparently listing them.

    Prince of Darkness:

    1,591 reviews
    123,309 hits
    48 c2's
    995 favorites lists
    347 story alerts

    Happy Red Prince:

    373 reviews
    18,445 hits
    39 c2's
    126 favorites lists
    83 story alerts

    I actually have a pretty high number of reviews per capita on my secondary fic. I should probably post on it more often.
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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  9. IndoGhost

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    ok....potterlady should be shot...now..like right now...
     
  10. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    agreed...ak-47 or rocket launcher?
     
  11. IndoGhost

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    47 in her mouth, rocket launcher up her ass let see which one is faster when the trigger is pullled
     
  12. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I concur and would like to suggest a extreme high pressure water pump up her twat. The extreme fine tip ones shoot water out so fast it cuts cleaner then razor blades, or lasers
     
  13. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    lets get althenakitty to pull the triggers so when the rocket explodes it kills her as well!
     
  14. Miss Selarne

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    you know what, you guys go do that. i'll just sit here on the sidelines watching. should go get some popcorn though...

    make sure you're out of the blast zone though.
     
  15. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ya know, i just reread Vash's post.. that's ALL of chapter 1... I dunno whether to be annoyed at such short length, or glad that she at least keeps the content she inflicts on the world short.
     
  16. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    why not settle for both...
     
  17. ChuckDaTruck

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    There are FAR worse ones I've seen.
     
  18. realmess

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    from what I understand the number of hits does not equal the number of times your story has been read. When a story shows up in search- it gets 'hit', so that might explain the discrepancy. plus, it'll count as a 'hit' when someone comes back to read it, but one's allowed only one signed review per chapter.
     
  19. Midknight

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    oh, I just have to share it, I don't know about you, but that one sentence truly shocked me in a wrong, wrong way [and, yes, I know it is mispelled, but the author is supposedly using two betas, which remain unnamed, so I ask - how the hell did it went unnoticed?!].
    p.s. for a moment there I was thinking of posting it in the S&P, but wasn't sure. *shakes head to dispell the wrong image*
     
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