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The "awesomely bad" fanfics thread

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Wow, well, nothing to say to that.
     
  2. realmess

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    *came back from scrubbing eyes* bad, that was bad, I think I'll skip the rest of that chapter, though there was a misterious winged red kitten there.
     
  3. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ROFL!!

    Oh god that's horrible
     
  4. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Why the hell would Remus lick any wand at all the sick fuck.
     
  5. Lord Ravenclaw

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    I never knew werewolves were so...flexible. Will we see similar Flexible!Werewolf with Lex in your fic Vash? ;)
     
  6. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    o_O... nooo... we wont... i dont go in for the autoerotica stuff... though... maybe a bit of flexiblity while she servies others possibly... but she certainly aint licking her own wand.... er.. holster...
     
  7. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    *cackles* heh. FlexiWolf, attack!
     
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    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    o_O Flexiwolf?... just to remind you, raven, my der, deranged friend.... we arent playing pokemon
     
  9. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    O_O! How dareth thee besmirch thy noble name by using both my name and.Pokemon in the same sentance!!
     
  10. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Better get used to Pokemon, with the HBP and it's "Gotta catch em all" ending. but wait.. its the best book in the world!
     
  11. LT2000

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    WTF, no way. Half-Blood Prince was the best book in the world.
     
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    it was "Perfect in every way"

    :meant to be sung:


    GOD!! People, when I said sing I meant it. go ahead, no one cares.
     
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    Pokemon and Harry Potter hmmmm :commence dream sequence:

    Harry is in a gym and gets spotted by Gym Leader Voldemort

    :pokemon battles flashes and sound

    Gym Leader Voldemort: I choose you Severus Snape!

    Snape: Leg LI Mens

    Harry: I choose you Whore! (Ginny of course)

    Whore: Coooooccck

    Voldemort: Snape quick use your Greasy Hair Whip!

    Critical Hit!

    Harry: Whore! Here I still have some left from this morning.

    Harry gives a Jizz Potion to Whore. Whore is fully healed!

    Voldemort: Snape use your Death Glare!

    It is not very effective. Whore thought it was sexy!

    Harry: Whore! Use your twat acid!

    It is super effective! Snape has fainted.

    Gym Leader Voldemort has been defeated!

    Voldemort: Damn you! You and your little whore too!

    :shudders and wakes up:
     
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    ROFL :)

    Wanna write an HP/Pokemon crossover like that in the OTHER section of the forums then post it on FF.net?

    Speaking of which... I gotta update Office Party (See Mods/Admin I using clean name here) so me and Charlie can post it there.
     
  15. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    That was disturbing.
     
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    *shudders* never do that again...
     
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    ROFL!!!!


    BRILLIANT!!!!
     
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    If I could catch Ginny in a pokeball, i'd bury it under tons and tons of stone. Make sure the bitch could never rise again.
     
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    Hahahah! Brilliant!
     
  20. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    That was great, lol
     
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